My one 9/11 wish.
Sep. 11th, 2007 04:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Would be that the very last thing Osama bin-Laden hears on this Earth is "Rangers Lead The Way, Muthafucka!"
Sorry if this puts anyone off, but it's how I think. I want him dead, shot down like a dog. Buried face-down with his feet pointing towards Mecca. Make sure a chaplain is there to give him a good Christian service.
Either that or have him marched down 5th Avenue in chains as New Yorkers get to pelt him with garbage (pork encouraged!)
Six years. We still hurt, but we're still here.
Sorry if this puts anyone off, but it's how I think. I want him dead, shot down like a dog. Buried face-down with his feet pointing towards Mecca. Make sure a chaplain is there to give him a good Christian service.
Either that or have him marched down 5th Avenue in chains as New Yorkers get to pelt him with garbage (pork encouraged!)
Six years. We still hurt, but we're still here.
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Date: 11 Sep 2007 23:54 (UTC)no subject
Date: 11 Sep 2007 23:57 (UTC)no subject
Date: 12 Sep 2007 00:44 (UTC)no subject
Date: 12 Sep 2007 00:33 (UTC)no subject
Date: 12 Sep 2007 00:41 (UTC)Far from putting me off, hon, but I'm sure you knew that... In fact, I'm hoping to be able to help make it happen, even if the wording of the message is slightly different. ;)
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Date: 12 Sep 2007 00:43 (UTC)did you say "take off"???
Date: 12 Sep 2007 01:37 (UTC)Re: did you say "take off"???
Date: 12 Sep 2007 02:05 (UTC)Doug: "Good day, eh?"
B: "Welcome to The Great White North. Our topic today is 'why is Osama bin-Laden such a complete hoser?"
D: "Well, my study of the Holy Koran shows that one reason is no beer."
B: "Take off!"
D: "No, I'm serious! No beer, and I don't think Saudi Arabia has hockey. That's what makes him a hosehead."
B: "So, Osama, come on up, we'll take you to a Leaf's game, crack some Molsons, and, y'know. Just chill out."
D: "But you might want to shave first. And take that pillow case off your head."
B: "Good job, hoser. No he's embarrassed and won't come. You probably can't even get a toque in Afghanistan."
D: "Oh. Sorry, Mr. bin-Laden. You can wear your pillow."
B: "Well, that all the time we have, so good day!"
D: "oooo-roo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-KOOOOO, ooooo-roo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-kooooooo!"
Re: did you say "take off"???
Date: 12 Sep 2007 20:41 (UTC)no subject
Date: 12 Sep 2007 00:50 (UTC)I think we fucked up from the the beginning.
We should have declared blood oath. Pick a term that makes it personal in the local cultures. "You killed our friends and family, we're gonna get you."
Then we should have dropped a couple of dozen special ops teams in Afghanistan with the sole mission "Get him!"
Followed up with a couple of thousand support troops. More supply line, then combat.
Then come the diplomats with the checkbooks.
2 months tops. We would have had him and the respect of the world. And every other would be terrorist would be shaking in his boots that if they did anything, they would be next.
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Date: 12 Sep 2007 00:55 (UTC)no subject
Date: 12 Sep 2007 01:19 (UTC)no subject
Date: 12 Sep 2007 02:07 (UTC)Then arrange for a "friendly" Islamic *religious* court to try him and convict him. After all, contrary to what the revolutionary Mullahs say, what he did is *very* much against Islamic law.
Having him beheaded (or whatever the prescribed method of execution is) on live TV on the networks would send a message.
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Date: 12 Sep 2007 15:05 (UTC)no subject
Date: 14 Sep 2007 19:50 (UTC)That's my pussy liberal take on it.
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Date: 14 Sep 2007 19:56 (UTC)