gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Army - Combat Infantryman)
[personal profile] gridlore
Would be that the very last thing Osama bin-Laden hears on this Earth is "Rangers Lead The Way, Muthafucka!"

Sorry if this puts anyone off, but it's how I think. I want him dead, shot down like a dog. Buried face-down with his feet pointing towards Mecca. Make sure a chaplain is there to give him a good Christian service.

Either that or have him marched down 5th Avenue in chains as New Yorkers get to pelt him with garbage (pork encouraged!)

Six years. We still hurt, but we're still here.

Date: 11 Sep 2007 23:54 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartofawarrior.livejournal.com
*tents fingers* Eeeexcellent wish.

Date: 11 Sep 2007 23:57 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bunyip.livejournal.com
Sorry if this puts anyone off, but it's how I think. I want him dead, shot down like a dog. Buried face-down with his feet pointing towards Mecca. Make sure a chaplain is there to give him a good Christian service.
and put a slice of bacon in his mouth before he's shot

Date: 12 Sep 2007 00:44 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fearsclave.livejournal.com
Dammit, you beat me to it.

Date: 12 Sep 2007 00:33 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eleri.livejournal.com
How many people dead now, civilian and soldier? And do we have the bastard behind it all? Not even close. The thought makes my blood boil.

Date: 12 Sep 2007 00:41 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patagucci-thong.livejournal.com
Would be that the very last thing Osama bin-Laden hears on this Earth is "Rangers Lead The Way, Muthafucka!"

Far from putting me off, hon, but I'm sure you knew that... In fact, I'm hoping to be able to help make it happen, even if the wording of the message is slightly different. ;)

Date: 12 Sep 2007 00:43 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com
"Hey, hosehead. Take off!"

did you say "take off"???

Date: 12 Sep 2007 01:37 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patagucci-thong.livejournal.com
oooo-roo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-KOOOOO, ooooo-roo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-kooooooo!

Re: did you say "take off"???

Date: 12 Sep 2007 02:05 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com
Bob: "Good day, eh? I'm Bob McKenzie, and this is my brother Doug."
Doug: "Good day, eh?"
B: "Welcome to The Great White North. Our topic today is 'why is Osama bin-Laden such a complete hoser?"
D: "Well, my study of the Holy Koran shows that one reason is no beer."
B: "Take off!"
D: "No, I'm serious! No beer, and I don't think Saudi Arabia has hockey. That's what makes him a hosehead."
B: "So, Osama, come on up, we'll take you to a Leaf's game, crack some Molsons, and, y'know. Just chill out."
D: "But you might want to shave first. And take that pillow case off your head."
B: "Good job, hoser. No he's embarrassed and won't come. You probably can't even get a toque in Afghanistan."
D: "Oh. Sorry, Mr. bin-Laden. You can wear your pillow."
B: "Well, that all the time we have, so good day!"
D: "oooo-roo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-KOOOOO, ooooo-roo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-kooooooo!"

Date: 12 Sep 2007 00:50 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] johno.livejournal.com
Some folks would be surprised that I agree.

I think we fucked up from the the beginning.

We should have declared blood oath. Pick a term that makes it personal in the local cultures. "You killed our friends and family, we're gonna get you."

Then we should have dropped a couple of dozen special ops teams in Afghanistan with the sole mission "Get him!"

Followed up with a couple of thousand support troops. More supply line, then combat.

Then come the diplomats with the checkbooks.

2 months tops. We would have had him and the respect of the world. And every other would be terrorist would be shaking in his boots that if they did anything, they would be next.

Date: 12 Sep 2007 00:55 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bunyip.livejournal.com
Israeli Black Ops post Munich 101 ;)

Date: 12 Sep 2007 01:19 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com
But that wouldn't have given us an excuse for imperialist adventures to grab oil and spread the neocon vision of "democracy" (where El Jefe and his men do whatever the hell they want, with no checks or oversight)...

Date: 12 Sep 2007 02:07 (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kengr
Actually, I can see reasons to do it a bit differently. Catch him alive, if possible.

Then arrange for a "friendly" Islamic *religious* court to try him and convict him. After all, contrary to what the revolutionary Mullahs say, what he did is *very* much against Islamic law.

Having him beheaded (or whatever the prescribed method of execution is) on live TV on the networks would send a message.

Date: 12 Sep 2007 15:05 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffreyab.livejournal.com
That's asking a lot , I would settle for the "phit" of a sniper round hitting home or the "wump" of an exploding bomb right beside him.

Date: 14 Sep 2007 19:50 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] su-liam.livejournal.com
Maybe the sniper bullet. Not the bomb. I want pieces big enough to hang off a bridge for everyone to see. I want that cocksucker recognizable. I want to be able to say without uncertainty, "We got the motherfucker, and he died slow and in pain." Hell, I want to hear him screaming for a few hours.

That's my pussy liberal take on it.

Date: 14 Sep 2007 19:56 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffreyab.livejournal.com
True, having confirmation is a good point.

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