gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Army - Combat Infantryman)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2007-09-11 04:51 pm

My one 9/11 wish.

Would be that the very last thing Osama bin-Laden hears on this Earth is "Rangers Lead The Way, Muthafucka!"

Sorry if this puts anyone off, but it's how I think. I want him dead, shot down like a dog. Buried face-down with his feet pointing towards Mecca. Make sure a chaplain is there to give him a good Christian service.

Either that or have him marched down 5th Avenue in chains as New Yorkers get to pelt him with garbage (pork encouraged!)

Six years. We still hurt, but we're still here.

[identity profile] heartofawarrior.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
*tents fingers* Eeeexcellent wish.

[identity profile] bunyip.livejournal.com 2007-09-11 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry if this puts anyone off, but it's how I think. I want him dead, shot down like a dog. Buried face-down with his feet pointing towards Mecca. Make sure a chaplain is there to give him a good Christian service.
and put a slice of bacon in his mouth before he's shot

[identity profile] fearsclave.livejournal.com 2007-09-12 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Dammit, you beat me to it.

[identity profile] eleri.livejournal.com 2007-09-12 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
How many people dead now, civilian and soldier? And do we have the bastard behind it all? Not even close. The thought makes my blood boil.

[identity profile] patagucci-thong.livejournal.com 2007-09-12 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Would be that the very last thing Osama bin-Laden hears on this Earth is "Rangers Lead The Way, Muthafucka!"

Far from putting me off, hon, but I'm sure you knew that... In fact, I'm hoping to be able to help make it happen, even if the wording of the message is slightly different. ;)

[identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com 2007-09-12 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey, hosehead. Take off!"

did you say "take off"???

[identity profile] patagucci-thong.livejournal.com 2007-09-12 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
oooo-roo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-KOOOOO, ooooo-roo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-kooooooo!

Re: did you say "take off"???

[identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com 2007-09-12 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Bob: "Good day, eh? I'm Bob McKenzie, and this is my brother Doug."
Doug: "Good day, eh?"
B: "Welcome to The Great White North. Our topic today is 'why is Osama bin-Laden such a complete hoser?"
D: "Well, my study of the Holy Koran shows that one reason is no beer."
B: "Take off!"
D: "No, I'm serious! No beer, and I don't think Saudi Arabia has hockey. That's what makes him a hosehead."
B: "So, Osama, come on up, we'll take you to a Leaf's game, crack some Molsons, and, y'know. Just chill out."
D: "But you might want to shave first. And take that pillow case off your head."
B: "Good job, hoser. No he's embarrassed and won't come. You probably can't even get a toque in Afghanistan."
D: "Oh. Sorry, Mr. bin-Laden. You can wear your pillow."
B: "Well, that all the time we have, so good day!"
D: "oooo-roo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-KOOOOO, ooooo-roo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-kooooooo!"

Re: did you say "take off"???

[identity profile] patagucci-thong.livejournal.com 2007-09-12 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[identity profile] johno.livejournal.com 2007-09-12 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Some folks would be surprised that I agree.

I think we fucked up from the the beginning.

We should have declared blood oath. Pick a term that makes it personal in the local cultures. "You killed our friends and family, we're gonna get you."

Then we should have dropped a couple of dozen special ops teams in Afghanistan with the sole mission "Get him!"

Followed up with a couple of thousand support troops. More supply line, then combat.

Then come the diplomats with the checkbooks.

2 months tops. We would have had him and the respect of the world. And every other would be terrorist would be shaking in his boots that if they did anything, they would be next.

[identity profile] bunyip.livejournal.com 2007-09-12 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Israeli Black Ops post Munich 101 ;)

[identity profile] cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com 2007-09-12 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
But that wouldn't have given us an excuse for imperialist adventures to grab oil and spread the neocon vision of "democracy" (where El Jefe and his men do whatever the hell they want, with no checks or oversight)...
kengr: (Default)

[personal profile] kengr 2007-09-12 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, I can see reasons to do it a bit differently. Catch him alive, if possible.

Then arrange for a "friendly" Islamic *religious* court to try him and convict him. After all, contrary to what the revolutionary Mullahs say, what he did is *very* much against Islamic law.

Having him beheaded (or whatever the prescribed method of execution is) on live TV on the networks would send a message.

[identity profile] jeffreyab.livejournal.com 2007-09-12 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That's asking a lot , I would settle for the "phit" of a sniper round hitting home or the "wump" of an exploding bomb right beside him.

[identity profile] su-liam.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe the sniper bullet. Not the bomb. I want pieces big enough to hang off a bridge for everyone to see. I want that cocksucker recognizable. I want to be able to say without uncertainty, "We got the motherfucker, and he died slow and in pain." Hell, I want to hear him screaming for a few hours.

That's my pussy liberal take on it.

[identity profile] jeffreyab.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
True, having confirmation is a good point.