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More fun for WORLD PENGUIN DAY!
Apr. 25th, 2012 12:33 pmSeriously, what other animals get their own holiday? Penguins are awesome. Just don't poke them...
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see more Lolcats and funny pictures, and check out our Socially Awkward Penguin lolz!
oh, and Rex Kevlar dies, of course.
Awesome number of points for anyone who gets that reference.
What would a good FRPG religion be without the evil faiths? Not much fun! Just like in our world. there will always be those who turn their backs on the light to deal with the Infernal Powers for any number of advantages.
No one but the truly insane worship The Devourer. The Unspeakable Lord offers nothing but madness and final destruction. There have been occasional flares of cult activity during very bad times when the end of the universe might seem like a good option. But for the most part these cults show up, perform a few grotesque atrocities, and are stomped into slime by militant clerics and paladins.
( On the Politics of Hell )
OK, one more on divisions in the human church, and I'm done! Comments?
No one but the truly insane worship The Devourer. The Unspeakable Lord offers nothing but madness and final destruction. There have been occasional flares of cult activity during very bad times when the end of the universe might seem like a good option. But for the most part these cults show up, perform a few grotesque atrocities, and are stomped into slime by militant clerics and paladins.
( On the Politics of Hell )
OK, one more on divisions in the human church, and I'm done! Comments?
The penguins got him.
Apr. 25th, 2010 07:22 amDead At Your Age has notified me that as of today I am as old as Robert Falcon Scott was when he keeled over.
History says that he starved after his poorly conceived expedition to the South Pole ran out of supplies. But we know the truth. He stumbled on something Man Was Not Meant To See and was eaten by a band of SAS Penguin trainees. Captain Oates' final words were not "I am just going outside and may be some time" but were instead "Bloody Hell! Run for your lives! AIEEEEE!!!!!!"
This clarification of history is just one of the services i provide.
History says that he starved after his poorly conceived expedition to the South Pole ran out of supplies. But we know the truth. He stumbled on something Man Was Not Meant To See and was eaten by a band of SAS Penguin trainees. Captain Oates' final words were not "I am just going outside and may be some time" but were instead "Bloody Hell! Run for your lives! AIEEEEE!!!!!!"
This clarification of history is just one of the services i provide.
Two things...
Dec. 22nd, 2009 05:24 pm- A nice surprise at work today. A bonus check for $100 with a note from the owners wishing it could be more. We weren't expecting anything this year.
- Penguins! Seal-riding penguin cavalry!!!
OK, who broke OPSEC this time?
Apr. 20th, 2009 09:06 pmMy cunning plan to use robotic penguins to steal all the bling of hip-hop and rap artists, thereby causing a crisis in America, has been derailed.
Penguin Science!!
Dec. 30th, 2008 07:57 pmWe have triumphed!
Yes! A headless penguin! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Soon, the world's capitals will burn, and.. eh, what?
"What's it good for?" It's a freaking headless penguin! We could use it to... um. Oh! I know it will be perfect for... wait, that requires seeing the target.
Damn. It does just seem to stand there.
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Yes! A headless penguin! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Soon, the world's capitals will burn, and.. eh, what?
"What's it good for?" It's a freaking headless penguin! We could use it to... um. Oh! I know it will be perfect for... wait, that requires seeing the target.
Damn. It does just seem to stand there.
(sfx=intercom) *click* Genetics team, report to Playroom 3. Bring a change of clothing and a list of potential successors to your posts. Thank you!
I was born to post this story.
Dec. 1st, 2008 07:23 pmEgg stealing gay penguins?
I guarantee you that for the next week my every waking hour will be occupied with thoughts of egg stealing gay penguins.
I’ve heard of gay penguins before, but I hadn’t heard of this. A couple of gay gentoos at Polar Land in Harbin, China, had attempted to snatch eggs from the feet of other penguins. Devious little guys, aren’t they? What’s more devious is that they would actually replace the egg with stones in hopes the parents would not notice. However, the other penguins in the zoo have indeed noticed and have ostricized the gay couple from their group.
Obviously the penguins have the desire to become fathers as nature has deemed, but wow, these little guys certainly aren’t being bird brains. I think I may have seen an episode of Law & Order about this, only with humans (and no rocks, maybe). Anyway, I find the switcheroo interesting since the chinstraps from the New York City Zoo (i.e. And Tango Makes Three) were trying to use stones to incubate. They were later given an egg from keepers to hatch and raise as their own.
The keepers of the zoo have fenced them off from the other penguins so their hatching season isn’t disturbed. I think that’s perfectly understandable, not cruel at all, though it’s sad for these male penguins.
I guarantee you that for the next week my every waking hour will be occupied with thoughts of egg stealing gay penguins.
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Aug. 25th, 2008 06:40 pmAntarctica, the way it should be:
Sigh. Stalinist penguins....
Sigh. Stalinist penguins....
