My one 9/11 wish.
Sep. 11th, 2007 04:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gridloreWould be that the very last thing Osama bin-Laden hears on this Earth is "Rangers Lead The Way, Muthafucka!"
Sorry if this puts anyone off, but it's how I think. I want him dead, shot down like a dog. Buried face-down with his feet pointing towards Mecca. Make sure a chaplain is there to give him a good Christian service.
Either that or have him marched down 5th Avenue in chains as New Yorkers get to pelt him with garbage (pork encouraged!)
Six years. We still hurt, but we're still here.
Sorry if this puts anyone off, but it's how I think. I want him dead, shot down like a dog. Buried face-down with his feet pointing towards Mecca. Make sure a chaplain is there to give him a good Christian service.
Either that or have him marched down 5th Avenue in chains as New Yorkers get to pelt him with garbage (pork encouraged!)
Six years. We still hurt, but we're still here.
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Re: did you say "take off"???
Date: 12 Sep 2007 02:05 (UTC)Doug: "Good day, eh?"
B: "Welcome to The Great White North. Our topic today is 'why is Osama bin-Laden such a complete hoser?"
D: "Well, my study of the Holy Koran shows that one reason is no beer."
B: "Take off!"
D: "No, I'm serious! No beer, and I don't think Saudi Arabia has hockey. That's what makes him a hosehead."
B: "So, Osama, come on up, we'll take you to a Leaf's game, crack some Molsons, and, y'know. Just chill out."
D: "But you might want to shave first. And take that pillow case off your head."
B: "Good job, hoser. No he's embarrassed and won't come. You probably can't even get a toque in Afghanistan."
D: "Oh. Sorry, Mr. bin-Laden. You can wear your pillow."
B: "Well, that all the time we have, so good day!"
D: "oooo-roo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-KOOOOO, ooooo-roo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-kooooooo!"
Re: did you say "take off"???
Date: 12 Sep 2007 20:41 (UTC)