God help me.

[gridlore]

I've applied to work for the TSA.

0019-Transportation Security Screener - SJC002

You will perform a variety of duties related to providing security and protection of air travelers, airports and aircraft. Specifically, you will be responsible for identifying dangerous objects in baggage, cargo and/or on passengers; and preventing those objects from being transported onto aircraft. You are required to perform various tasks such as: wanding, pat down searches, operation of x-ray machines, lifting of baggage (up to 70 pounds), and screening and ticket review using electronic and imaging equipment. As a Transportation Security Screener, you may perform passenger screening, baggage screening or both. You are expected to perform these duties in a courteous and professional manner.

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[akicif.livejournal.com]

Good luck! I'd look on the bright side: the more of the good guys working in that line, the less total idiots there'll be to foul up in entertaining (except for the victim) and embarrassing ways....