gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (US Flag)
[personal profile] gridlore
I've applied to work for the TSA.

0019-Transportation Security Screener - SJC002

You will perform a variety of duties related to providing security and protection of air travelers, airports and aircraft. Specifically, you will be responsible for identifying dangerous objects in baggage, cargo and/or on passengers; and preventing those objects from being transported onto aircraft. You are required to perform various tasks such as: wanding, pat down searches, operation of x-ray machines, lifting of baggage (up to 70 pounds), and screening and ticket review using electronic and imaging equipment. As a Transportation Security Screener, you may perform passenger screening, baggage screening or both. You are expected to perform these duties in a courteous and professional manner.

Date: 28 Jun 2004 18:48 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hopeforyou.livejournal.com
So... let me know if they ask about vibrators during your interview...

God help you. Yipes. I think I would find this job difficult. I imagine the hours are weird and the pressure a bit high. Good luck!

Date: 28 Jun 2004 18:57 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janetmiles.livejournal.com
Good luck!

Date: 28 Jun 2004 21:30 (UTC)

Date: 28 Jun 2004 23:53 (UTC)
ext_16733: (beltane)
From: [identity profile] akicif.livejournal.com
Good luck! I'd look on the bright side: the more of the good guys working in that line, the less total idiots there'll be to foul up in entertaining (except for the victim) and embarrassing ways....

Date: 29 Jun 2004 05:01 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jarlsberg71.livejournal.com
Goodluck! I'm sure you have more patience than I at some of the rude people who travel. there'd be WAY too many people with a wand handle protruding from one orafice or another.

Well...

Date: 29 Jun 2004 05:57 (UTC)
seawasp: (Default)
From: [personal profile] seawasp
... I'm doing work for DHS, so it's not like you're the only one of us working in that area.

Re: Well...

Date: 29 Jun 2004 16:21 (UTC)
kengr: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kengr
"Come to the Dark Side, Ryk..."

Date: 29 Jun 2004 06:04 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackwalker.livejournal.com
Hmmm. Just in time to be privatized, most likely.

Date: 29 Jun 2004 06:11 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soldiergrrrl.livejournal.com
Good luck.

I'm not fond of the TSA, but bennies and a steady income for you are more important!

Date: 29 Jun 2004 08:17 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dandelion-diva.livejournal.com
Acres of good thoughts and vibes coming to you.:)

Gessi

Date: 29 Jun 2004 09:11 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] biomekanic.livejournal.com
Good luck!

Date: 29 Jun 2004 11:54 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lysana.livejournal.com
Good luck.

Date: 29 Jun 2004 15:49 (UTC)
kengr: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kengr
I'd rather have folks like *you* doing it than the sort of person who would use the job as an excuse to power trip.

Well...

Date: 1 Jul 2004 20:42 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zyxwvut.livejournal.com
...it's better than starving.

Z

P.S.: Ditto to all the other people who said that it'd be a good idea to have someone *with* a soul in those jobs.

Profile

gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Default)
Douglas Berry

October 2023

S M T W T F S
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
2223 2425262728
293031    

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Aug. 15th, 2025 02:11 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios