Thar she blows!
Jan. 28th, 2004 11:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
A sperm whale has exploded in Tainan, Taiwan.
Great. After years of putting up with whaling, the whales have learned about suicide bombings. I expect a grainy video from CFLO (The Cetacean Front for the Liberation of the Oceans) any day now.
What's next, taken boatloads of whale watchers hostages? John Ashcroft declaring Greenpeace terrorists?
Great. After years of putting up with whaling, the whales have learned about suicide bombings. I expect a grainy video from CFLO (The Cetacean Front for the Liberation of the Oceans) any day now.
What's next, taken boatloads of whale watchers hostages? John Ashcroft declaring Greenpeace terrorists?
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Date: 28 Jan 2004 12:02 (UTC)no subject
Date: 28 Jan 2004 12:25 (UTC)no subject
Date: 29 Jan 2004 16:50 (UTC)Or, as the song goes, "Shower the people you love with blood, show them the whale that you feel...." ;-)
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Date: 29 Jan 2004 12:29 (UTC)If it's a sperm whale, would that be an ejaculation?
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Date: 29 Jan 2004 19:34 (UTC)