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Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2004-01-28 11:03 am
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Thar she blows!

A sperm whale has exploded in Tainan, Taiwan.

Great. After years of putting up with whaling, the whales have learned about suicide bombings. I expect a grainy video from CFLO (The Cetacean Front for the Liberation of the Oceans) any day now.

What's next, taken boatloads of whale watchers hostages? John Ashcroft declaring Greenpeace terrorists?
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[identity profile] eleri.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
At least when Oregon blows up a whale, we do it on purpose!

[identity profile] isomeme.livejournal.com 2004-01-28 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Ashcroft wouldn't be the first.

[identity profile] aurictech.livejournal.com 2004-01-29 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
IIRC, the French not only did so, they sank a Greenpeace vessel in New Zealand waters.

Or, as the song goes, "Shower the people you love with blood, show them the whale that you feel...." ;-)

[identity profile] femakita.livejournal.com 2004-01-29 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Ew.

If it's a sperm whale, would that be an ejaculation?
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[personal profile] kengr 2004-01-29 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
some factions of Greenpeace *are* terrorists. Just like some of the anti-loogging folks with stuff like spiking trees.
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