Getting silly on alt.atheism

[gridlore]

Lo, many moons past, on Tue, 25 Nov 2003 01:29:50 GMT, a stranger called by some Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> came forth and told this tale in alt.atheism

>Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindobviousspring.com> wrote in
>news:4fj3sv053pva0bcf9kvjbbh9fg74aom3du@4ax.com:
>
>> Lo, many moons past, on Mon, 24 Nov 2003 02:13:28 -0000, a stranger
>> called by some Woden <woden@charter.net> came forth and told this
>> tale in alt.atheism
>>
>>>What's the "atheist doctrine"? I know that I was never informed about
>>>it.
>>
>> We order our martinis with cocktail onions, never olives.
>
>Never! I hereby announce my intent to form a new denomination of atheists
>who order only olives, never cocktail onions.
>
>I fancy the term "Protestants" since we protest the use of onions!
>
>*rallying cry* Who's with me?

Alert the EAC Inquisition (which, of course, doesn't exist.)

He'll never expect that.

Comments

[twfarlan.livejournal.com]

NNNOOOOOObody expects the Atheist Inquisition! Our chief weapon is logic, logic and apathy... umm, our TWO chief weapons are logic and apathy and an almost fanatical disdain for the Pope ... Oh damn, we'll come in again.

[aurictech.livejournal.com]

But how will the Egg Board react? ;-)

(Yes, I know I'm mixing Usenet references....)