Getting silly on alt.atheism

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Lo, many moons past, on Tue, 25 Nov 2003 01:29:50 GMT, a stranger called by some Doc Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> came forth and told this tale in alt.atheism

>Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindobviousspring.com> wrote in
>news:4fj3sv053pva0bcf9kvjbbh9fg74aom3du@4ax.com:
>
>> Lo, many moons past, on Mon, 24 Nov 2003 02:13:28 -0000, a stranger
>> called by some Woden <woden@charter.net> came forth and told this
>> tale in alt.atheism
>>
>>>What's the "atheist doctrine"? I know that I was never informed about
>>>it.
>>
>> We order our martinis with cocktail onions, never olives.
>
>Never! I hereby announce my intent to form a new denomination of atheists
>who order only olives, never cocktail onions.
>
>I fancy the term "Protestants" since we protest the use of onions!
>
>*rallying cry* Who's with me?

Alert the EAC Inquisition (which, of course, doesn't exist.)

He'll never expect that.