No truck for me!

Been feeling a bit off the last couple of days, and today it has blossomed into a full-fledged case of ick. Bit of a fever, upset digestive tract, you know the deal.

So I'm drinking lots of fluids (yay, Gatorade!), watching Top Chef reruns, and playing Nethack badly all day.

At the late night, double feature, picture show..

Cult movies. The ones we see over and over even though the great unwashed don't get them. The midnight movie playing in the other theater across from the House with Rocky in it.

Below, you will find ten quotes from my favorite cult films. Lines in italics are sung. Identify them!

Popcorn in hand, fishnets in place, Go!

1. "The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am." - badger2305 is in every car. You'll see.

2. "Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!" - greyweirdo really does fly better wasted.

3. "It's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy?" - bunyip is heading back to the 8th Dimension, Real Soon!

4. "I don't give a monkey's arsehole about Mods and Rockers. Underneath, we're all the same, 'n't we? " - filkerdave sometimes still sleeps on the beach.

5. "You and your trained, exploding shark!" - filkerdave identifies the best movie ever made.

6. "There was a turtle by the name of Bert" - badger2305 gets the one I thought was going to be tough.

7. "One from the vaults... " - filkerdave's skill is a credit to his genius, a triumph of his will.

8. "Good, there's oxygen on this planet. " - benkenobigal has the pasties, and she's not afraid to use them!

9. "Cyborgs don't feel pain. I do. Don't do that again." - bunyip will be back.

10. "Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me." - bunyip again. Are we surprised he got this one?

I'm going on down to Yasgur's farm. . .

Woodstock's Famous Farm on the Market

The famous farm near the alfalfa field that drew 400,000 people to Woodstock for three days of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll is up for sale.

The asking price: $8 million.

Roy Howard, the current owner, is packing it in after years of tangling with local officials over permits for reunion gatherings to mark the 1969, three-day Woodstock music festival that helped ignite a generation.

Up for sale is the 2,000-square-foot house that belonged to dairy farmer Max Yasgur, along with a larger farmhouse, a barn and 103 bucolic acres about 80 miles north of New York City.

Included are a gourmet kitchen with stainless steel appliances, double convection ovens, Viking stove, antique soapstone sink, 22-foot vaulted ceilings and expansive views of the Pocono Mountains. There's also a double whirlpool tub, steam shower and bidet.

Need to win the lottery now. Not only is it part of musical history, it would make a great place to live on the East Coast and visit all the extended family/mob of friends out that way.

. . . And we've got to get ourselves back to the garden