Morning memeage

( Because I'm Evil. )

Coupon madness!

For the love of Cthulthu, learn to freaking read!
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Had these morons bothered to read the two lines of text on these coupons, they would have gotten everything they wanted. Instead, the wasted a discount and i probably took five years off their lives by being insulin-shock nice to them.

Crossposted to gridlore and customers_suck

There are no words..

Red Sox fan is hit by car.. and misses the World Series due to coma!

Here's a movie idea: diehard Red Sox fan falls into a coma before the 2004 playoffs, spends the next four weeks fighting for his life, then regains his senses after the World Series. He survives ... only he feels ripped off, because as millions of Sox fans say, "I saw them win in my lifetime," this poor guy is the one who didn't see anything.

Never mind. It's too improbable, right?

Meet Steven Manganello, known from this day forward in Red Sox history as The Coma Guy. Growing up in Maine, his family followed the Sox because his grandfather did, one more diehard who ended up with these dates on his tombstone: 1917-2003. Ouch.

I really hope the Red Sox give him DVDs of the playoffs, and tickets to Opening Day. Hell, let him throw out the first pitch!

The only thing close I can imagine is me seizing just before the final out of a Giants' Series win.