And people wonder why I still read Usenet

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( More kookery from alt.atheism. )

OK, one comment. Somebody had a real bad time when it came to toilet training.

(WinAmp strikes again)

New Bear!

kshandra bought me a new Giants bear! He's wearing the gray away uniform, a batting helmet, and is holding a bat in his right paw. Number 0 on the back. His fur is a lovely cream color.

Now I need a name for him. We already have a bear named for Yorvit Torrealba.. maybe A.J. Bearzynski?

posted to my journal and sfgiantsfans

A blow to kshandra's Mariners

Edgar Martinez to retire at end of season

Two-time AL batting champion Edgar Martinez announced Monday that he will retire at the end of the season, ending his 18-year career with the Seattle Mariners as one of baseball's greatest designated hitters.

Martinez, 41, was a seven-time All-Star. He batted over .300 in 10 seasons, and led the league in hitting in 1992 and 1995.

(Win Amp does it again!)

Questions about me? Sure!

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Our First "Lady"

AP Interview: First lady calls Kerry stem cell criticism 'ridiculous'

First lady Laura Bush defended her husband's policy on embryonic stem cell research Monday, calling Democratic rival John Kerry's criticism "ridiculous" and accusing proponents of overstating the potential for medical breakthroughs.

"We don't even know that stem cell research will provide cures for anything -- much less that it's very close" to yielding major advances, Mrs. Bush said.

Which is why, you dumb-ass bint, we do the bloody research in the first place! It might not be anything, but then again, penicillin started out as a bit of mold in a dish. It might be the answer to all sorts of problems, like many genetic syndromes!

But you don't want us to know. You prefer ignorance.

Damn, November cannot come fast enough.