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Most people think evolutionism began with Darwin, including, unfortunately, many G-d fearing, Bible believing Christians. However, they are wrong. Evolutionism is at least as old as Aristotle. The theory of the round earth is the true foundation of evolutionism.
Are you skeptical? Well here is the proof. It lies in its moral implications. By encouraging men to think the earth to be the same shape as the moon, it naturally orients them toward the anus. This explains the explosion in anal erotics throughout the Greco-Roman world. This is also why anal erotics were not completely eliminated even in Medieval Christendom. Church tradition had failed to come to terms with the true shape of the earth. Only a handful of spiritually gifted saints kept the truth alive.
The importance of anal erotics to Satan is more than even most G-d fearing, Bible believing Christians can imagine. Anal erotics are used as part of satanic liturgy to summon demons. Who knows how many demons have been inadvertently summoned the continual stuffing anuses from the ancient Greeks until today? G-d is not mocked and he will have his
vengeance! Beware!
Moving on with our history, Copernicus laid the next great stage of Evolutionism. He was forced to flee his pious homeland of Poland because of his known anally erotic behavior, and he would up in Italy where such things could be hidden. He even invented heliocentricism to justify it. Now, not only is the earth devoid of unique shape, but devoid of unique place. This generated the idea that is of no consequence what hole you stuff it in, since all places are relative. The rise of anal erotics during the Renaissance as a result is a matter of record.
Kepler gave us evolutionism's next leap. His teacher, Tycho Brahe, was a defender of geocentric truth and was disturbed by his student's inordinate interest in his anus that he refused to let him see his data that he wanted to use to refute the evil Copernicus. However, upon his death Kepler collected it and used it to pervert the truth even more. It is not merely that the earth is not centrally located, it moves crookedly! Do we have to even ponder the implications of such a doctrine?
Darwin merely added the finishing touches by abandoning the theory of intelligent design made it impossible to distinguish one hole for another, as I have expounded upon in antecedent posts. This was merely the capstone. Unfortunately, G-d fearing Bible believing Christians only attack the capstone, and not the foundation. Tell me, brothers in Christ, can you knock down a building merely by knocking off the radio antenna on top of it? No, you can not! The edifice of evolutionism
must be brought down from its foundation!
OK, one comment. Somebody had a real bad time when it came to toilet training.
(WinAmp strikes again)
Most people think evolutionism began with Darwin, including, unfortunately, many G-d fearing, Bible believing Christians. However, they are wrong. Evolutionism is at least as old as Aristotle. The theory of the round earth is the true foundation of evolutionism.
Are you skeptical? Well here is the proof. It lies in its moral implications. By encouraging men to think the earth to be the same shape as the moon, it naturally orients them toward the anus. This explains the explosion in anal erotics throughout the Greco-Roman world. This is also why anal erotics were not completely eliminated even in Medieval Christendom. Church tradition had failed to come to terms with the true shape of the earth. Only a handful of spiritually gifted saints kept the truth alive.
The importance of anal erotics to Satan is more than even most G-d fearing, Bible believing Christians can imagine. Anal erotics are used as part of satanic liturgy to summon demons. Who knows how many demons have been inadvertently summoned the continual stuffing anuses from the ancient Greeks until today? G-d is not mocked and he will have his
vengeance! Beware!
Moving on with our history, Copernicus laid the next great stage of Evolutionism. He was forced to flee his pious homeland of Poland because of his known anally erotic behavior, and he would up in Italy where such things could be hidden. He even invented heliocentricism to justify it. Now, not only is the earth devoid of unique shape, but devoid of unique place. This generated the idea that is of no consequence what hole you stuff it in, since all places are relative. The rise of anal erotics during the Renaissance as a result is a matter of record.
Kepler gave us evolutionism's next leap. His teacher, Tycho Brahe, was a defender of geocentric truth and was disturbed by his student's inordinate interest in his anus that he refused to let him see his data that he wanted to use to refute the evil Copernicus. However, upon his death Kepler collected it and used it to pervert the truth even more. It is not merely that the earth is not centrally located, it moves crookedly! Do we have to even ponder the implications of such a doctrine?
Darwin merely added the finishing touches by abandoning the theory of intelligent design made it impossible to distinguish one hole for another, as I have expounded upon in antecedent posts. This was merely the capstone. Unfortunately, G-d fearing Bible believing Christians only attack the capstone, and not the foundation. Tell me, brothers in Christ, can you knock down a building merely by knocking off the radio antenna on top of it? No, you can not! The edifice of evolutionism
must be brought down from its foundation!
OK, one comment. Somebody had a real bad time when it came to toilet training.
(WinAmp strikes again)
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Date: 9 Aug 2004 01:28 (UTC)no subject
Date: 9 Aug 2004 05:55 (UTC)Further, I would be very interested to hear the results of his Rorshach test. ;)
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Date: 9 Aug 2004 10:14 (UTC)no subject
Date: 9 Aug 2004 07:18 (UTC)LOL!
Date: 9 Aug 2004 10:51 (UTC)Please, tell me that the person who wrote this meant it to be funny.
Re: LOL!
Date: 9 Aug 2004 11:46 (UTC)no subject
Date: 9 Aug 2004 12:26 (UTC)no subject
Date: 10 Aug 2004 19:49 (UTC)