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Aug. 19th, 2003
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Yeah, I wish.
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| What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern) |
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Ashcroft visits a school and talks with the kids, he asks if there are any questions?
A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have three questions:
1. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?
2. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama bin Laden yet?
3. Why haven't we found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"
Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground. Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back in class and Ashcroft says,
"I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can all ask me questions."
A young girl named Charlene raises her hand and says, "I have five questions:
1. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?
2. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama bin Laden yet?
3. Why haven't we found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early? and
5. Where's Bobby?"
Ashcroft visits a school and talks with the kids, he asks if there are any questions?
A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have three questions:
1. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?
2. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama bin Laden yet?
3. Why haven't we found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"
Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground. Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back in class and Ashcroft says,
"I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can all ask me questions."
A young girl named Charlene raises her hand and says, "I have five questions:
1. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil liberties?
2. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama bin Laden yet?
3. Why haven't we found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early? and
5. Where's Bobby?"
A giggle for y'all..
Aug. 19th, 2003 08:00 pmA woman is visiting her friends...a couple of gay guys raising a young son. She meets the precocious little 5 year old and asks him "What's your name?"
"Tommy" he says.
"Oh...do you know how to spell Tommy?"
"Yeah...T..O..M..M..Y..!" he says.
Suitably impressed she says, "That's very good. Do you have any pets?"
"Yep....my two daddies gave me a cat!" the little one says.
"Oh that's nice...do you know how to spell cat?" she asks.
"Yeah...C..A..T..!" he smiles.
"That's wonderful. What do you like doing for fun?" she asks.
"My two daddies and I like to dance!" he replies.
"Oh...dancing is lots of fun. Do you know how to spell dance?" she asks.
"Yeah..." replies the youngster, jumping to his feet and raising his arms
"..Y..M..C..A.."
"Tommy" he says.
"Oh...do you know how to spell Tommy?"
"Yeah...T..O..M..M..Y..!" he says.
Suitably impressed she says, "That's very good. Do you have any pets?"
"Yep....my two daddies gave me a cat!" the little one says.
"Oh that's nice...do you know how to spell cat?" she asks.
"Yeah...C..A..T..!" he smiles.
"That's wonderful. What do you like doing for fun?" she asks.
"My two daddies and I like to dance!" he replies.
"Oh...dancing is lots of fun. Do you know how to spell dance?" she asks.
"Yeah..." replies the youngster, jumping to his feet and raising his arms
"..Y..M..C..A.."
Bonds has left the planet.
Aug. 19th, 2003 10:33 pmThe guy is not human.
San Francisco Giants: 5
Atlanta Braves: 4
What did he do tonight? Nothing more than his second walk-off home run of the season, It came on a 2-1 pitch in the bottom of the 10th inning, breaking a 4-4 tie. It was, of course, a splash hit.
Unreal. Simply unreal.
San Francisco Giants: 5
Atlanta Braves: 4
What did he do tonight? Nothing more than his second walk-off home run of the season, It came on a 2-1 pitch in the bottom of the 10th inning, breaking a 4-4 tie. It was, of course, a splash hit.
Unreal. Simply unreal.
