The Internet under the bed

Amusing error page that was first posted by dandelion_diva

Where should I live?

Found in sylvan's journal

( Where should I set down my roots? )

What do I want on my tombstone?

A discussion has erupted on alt.atheism about what we want on our tombstones. I'm going to donate myself to a medical school, but I came up with these:

"Stranger please, lend an ear
And help me with my worries
Drop the Sporting Green here
When the Giants win the Series"

"I Got Away With It"

"Well, this was predictable."

"Visitor to my grave
From my far future
I know you know not my name
But let me reassure you
In my day I was widely known
Though not in history you've read
I was not rich or powerful
But I was damn good in bed.
(That's my story, and I'm sticking with it)"

"Failed my Saving Throw"

"Dead. That about sums it up."