Hmm.. A Sorcerer perhaps?

My D&D stats.

Str: 9
Dex: 13
Con: 8
Int: 13
Wis: 13
Chr: 15

The Strength and Constitution are obvioulsy from my health problems. Under 3rd Edition rules, I'd probably be best off as a Sorcerer. They have Charisma as their primary stat. When I get a stat upgrade at 4th level, I'd take it in Constitution.

I moved the results around to match the way they are stacked on a D&D3rd character sheet.

This wouldn't be a bad character to run actually. I enjoy characters with a weakness, whether it be a low stat or a Disadvantage for me to wrap my play around.

Mohammad Saeed Al-Sahhaf gets a job in New York

Mostly for rosefox

What if Iraqi minister of Information Mohammad Saeed Al-Sahhaf got a new job calling games for the New York Yankees?

I'll stick with Krukow and Kuiper.

Wanna be in my alliance?

I took the Survivor Strategy Test and came up with this:

The Sage

Your Survivor Strategy is to be The Sage. And your plan? Slow and steady will win the race - or in this case the million-dollar prize. You're in it as much for the experience as you are for the prize, and this wisdom allows you to see the big picture.

When else in your life will you be thrown together with 15 strangers in one of the world's most beautiful places? You know better than to get caught up in minor squabbles over who ate the last piece of breadfruit. It's a long game and your patience will allow you to fly under the radar while the more willful tribe members eliminate each other. Just remember to pull your own weight though. The slow and deliberate approach won't always work in your favor. Pick your battles and you might end up winning the war.

Pretty close to how I'd play it.