Let us not go to Camelot.. it is a silly place.

What character from Monty Python and the Holy Grail am I?

( Welcome to the Castle Anthrax... )

Things that keep me awake at night.

Or during a boring day at work.

If you write the word "masturbate" on your hand-held PDA, do you grow hair on your PalmPilot?

Why doesn't PETA demonstrate at biker bars?

What, exactly, is in Gatorade?

Why are people willing to buy over-priced clothing at Old Navy specifically so they can become walking adverts?

Weren't the Spartans ever curious about where those kids kept coming from?

Is my life really a series of random chances and free-willed choices, or are there some juvenile gods out there with a cosmic stick saying "poke it again!"

How the hell did Dr. Ruth become an expert on sex? I, mean c'mon!

What is the appeal of Friends?

And lastly..

I lie awake at night with the oddly troubling thought that somewhere, someplace, files with my name still exist.