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Or during a boring day at work.

If you write the word "masturbate" on your hand-held PDA, do you grow hair on your PalmPilot?

Why doesn't PETA demonstrate at biker bars?

What, exactly, is in Gatorade?

Why are people willing to buy over-priced clothing at Old Navy specifically so they can become walking adverts?

Weren't the Spartans ever curious about where those kids kept coming from?

Is my life really a series of random chances and free-willed choices, or are there some juvenile gods out there with a cosmic stick saying "poke it again!"

How the hell did Dr. Ruth become an expert on sex? I, mean c'mon!

What is the appeal of Friends?

And lastly..

I lie awake at night with the oddly troubling thought that somewhere, someplace, files with my name still exist.

Date: 10 Apr 2002 21:29 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] johno.livejournal.com
For the last one...

Dude, we was in the military, we will always have files with our names on them sitting around somewhere.

Date: 10 Apr 2002 22:01 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bunyip.livejournal.com
Why doesn't PETA demonstrate at biker bars?

Because rich women wouldn't track them down and trash their cars.

Date: 11 Apr 2002 15:14 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sossity.livejournal.com
i think that PETA doesn't demonstrate at biker bars because cows aren't really animals. they are an agricultural product protected by corporate agribusiness with big lawyers. and they taste good with ketchup.

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