2002-04-10
Things that keep me awake at night.
Or during a boring day at work.
If you write the word "masturbate" on your hand-held PDA, do you grow hair on your PalmPilot?
Why doesn't PETA demonstrate at biker bars?
What, exactly, is in Gatorade?
Why are people willing to buy over-priced clothing at Old Navy specifically so they can become walking adverts?
Weren't the Spartans ever curious about where those kids kept coming from?
Is my life really a series of random chances and free-willed choices, or are there some juvenile gods out there with a cosmic stick saying "poke it again!"
How the hell did Dr. Ruth become an expert on sex? I, mean c'mon!
What is the appeal of Friends?
And lastly..
I lie awake at night with the oddly troubling thought that somewhere, someplace, files with my name still exist.
If you write the word "masturbate" on your hand-held PDA, do you grow hair on your PalmPilot?
Why doesn't PETA demonstrate at biker bars?
What, exactly, is in Gatorade?
Why are people willing to buy over-priced clothing at Old Navy specifically so they can become walking adverts?
Weren't the Spartans ever curious about where those kids kept coming from?
Is my life really a series of random chances and free-willed choices, or are there some juvenile gods out there with a cosmic stick saying "poke it again!"
How the hell did Dr. Ruth become an expert on sex? I, mean c'mon!
What is the appeal of Friends?
And lastly..
I lie awake at night with the oddly troubling thought that somewhere, someplace, files with my name still exist.