Yes, I've read it. Probably more than you have.

[gridlore]

Jehovah's Witnesses just came to the door.

I sent them off with Matthew 10:14

They looked confused.

Comments

[weirdodragoncat.livejournal.com]

OMG!! That's great!

[benkenobigal.livejournal.com]

Did you just say "Mathew 10:14" and close the door??

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

No. We had the door open, and the adult (it looked like a father and son) looked in and said "I'd like to share a Bible-based message with you." I leaned back to see them, said "I have one too" and paraphrased the passage.

As they retreated down the stairs, I shouted "it's in Matthew!"

[pengshui-master.livejournal.com]

Oh.

I imagined a conversation like this:

DB: Have you had much success locally?

JW: Not Really. $EXCUSE.

DB: You should take advice from Matthew 10:14

[arib.livejournal.com]

Nicely done.