gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Atheism - God)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2009-02-07 10:55 am
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Yes, I've read it. Probably more than you have.

Jehovah's Witnesses just came to the door.

I sent them off with Matthew 10:14

They looked confused.

[identity profile] weirdodragoncat.livejournal.com 2009-02-07 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG!! That's great!

[identity profile] benkenobigal.livejournal.com 2009-02-07 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you just say "Mathew 10:14" and close the door??

[identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com 2009-02-07 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
No. We had the door open, and the adult (it looked like a father and son) looked in and said "I'd like to share a Bible-based message with you." I leaned back to see them, said "I have one too" and paraphrased the passage.

As they retreated down the stairs, I shouted "it's in Matthew!"

[identity profile] pengshui-master.livejournal.com 2009-02-07 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

I imagined a conversation like this:

DB: Have you had much success locally?

JW: Not Really. $EXCUSE.

DB: You should take advice from Matthew 10:14

[identity profile] arib.livejournal.com 2009-02-07 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Nicely done.