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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Monday I helped [livejournal.com profile] dandelion_diva hide a body (-173 points). In May I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] marykaykare (-10 points). Last month I pulled [livejournal.com profile] rfmcdpei's hair (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-270 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
gridlore

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