What, at least this year I didn't commit genocide!

[gridlore]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Monday I helped dandelion_diva hide a body (-173 points). In May I bought porn for marykaykare (-10 points). Last month I pulled rfmcdpei's hair (-5 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-270 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, gridlore

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