gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Me - CAR -15)
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Celebrate! Go shoot a friend in the face then violate Texas law by failing to report the hunting accident! Have a double shot of Wild Turkey while considering the "manhood" of a man who hunts quail that are held in boxes and released only when the hunters are ready.

Of course, I'd like to celebrate by pumping a 7.62x51mm NATO M-118 ball round right into his bloated center of mass.

Come and get me, USSS.

Date: 12 Feb 2008 01:26 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com
And that was the last we heard of Doug, until the waterboarding video surfaced...

Date: 12 Feb 2008 01:54 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com
.. and everyone marveled at how I could waterboard four agents at once.

strange....

Date: 12 Feb 2008 02:55 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redc1c4.livejournal.com
i had visions you you gumming them into submission. %-)

Re: strange....

Date: 12 Feb 2008 02:57 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com
TEETH WILL BE PROVIDED!!!!

Date: 12 Feb 2008 03:51 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fearsclave.livejournal.com
Center of mass? Cheney? I'd take the headshot if I were you. I doubt very much he has anything resembling a human circulatory system...

Date: 12 Feb 2008 09:52 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 10binary-cats.livejournal.com
Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

Date: 12 Feb 2008 04:26 (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Wow, that was only a year ago now? It seems... Longer....

Date: 12 Feb 2008 19:55 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] polydad.livejournal.com
That'd work, though given the terrorist government we now have even fantasizing about it might get you a visit from the Secret Service.

I'm more partial to #1 buckshot, myself.

best,

Joel

Date: 13 Feb 2008 01:20 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murbin.livejournal.com
Interestingly enough, that shot in the face was less politically damaging than the shot Bill Clinton hit Monica Lewinski in the face with.

which is as it should havbe been...

Date: 13 Feb 2008 05:51 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redc1c4.livejournal.com
any *other * male supervisor in the US would have been fired for sexual harassment on the spot..... hell, any other male cow-orker.

i'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney....

Date: 13 Feb 2008 05:55 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redc1c4.livejournal.com
than ride home with Ted Kennedy. %-)

while you're at it, feel free to send me your top 10 reasons why you feel this way. in all seriousness, i'm curious. i'm not especially enamored of him, but i have much more contempt for Rumsfeld than i do Dick, and i don't always get back here in a timely manner.

by the by: have you read "Not a good day to die"? Operation Anaconda....
enough st00pid brass to piss both of us off.

red

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