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Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2008-02-11 04:31 pm
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Happy Dick Cheney Day!

Celebrate! Go shoot a friend in the face then violate Texas law by failing to report the hunting accident! Have a double shot of Wild Turkey while considering the "manhood" of a man who hunts quail that are held in boxes and released only when the hunters are ready.

Of course, I'd like to celebrate by pumping a 7.62x51mm NATO M-118 ball round right into his bloated center of mass.

Come and get me, USSS.
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[identity profile] cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
And that was the last we heard of Doug, until the waterboarding video surfaced...

[identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
.. and everyone marveled at how I could waterboard four agents at once.

strange....

[identity profile] redc1c4.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
i had visions you you gumming them into submission. %-)

Re: strange....

[identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
TEETH WILL BE PROVIDED!!!!

[identity profile] fearsclave.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Center of mass? Cheney? I'd take the headshot if I were you. I doubt very much he has anything resembling a human circulatory system...

[identity profile] 10binary-cats.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

(Anonymous) 2008-02-12 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, that was only a year ago now? It seems... Longer....

[identity profile] polydad.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
That'd work, though given the terrorist government we now have even fantasizing about it might get you a visit from the Secret Service.

I'm more partial to #1 buckshot, myself.

best,

Joel

[identity profile] murbin.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Interestingly enough, that shot in the face was less politically damaging than the shot Bill Clinton hit Monica Lewinski in the face with.

which is as it should havbe been...

[identity profile] redc1c4.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
any *other * male supervisor in the US would have been fired for sexual harassment on the spot..... hell, any other male cow-orker.

i'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney....

[identity profile] redc1c4.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
than ride home with Ted Kennedy. %-)

while you're at it, feel free to send me your top 10 reasons why you feel this way. in all seriousness, i'm curious. i'm not especially enamored of him, but i have much more contempt for Rumsfeld than i do Dick, and i don't always get back here in a timely manner.

by the by: have you read "Not a good day to die"? Operation Anaconda....
enough st00pid brass to piss both of us off.

red

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