Hey gang, Mad-Libs!

[gridlore]

Over in stupid_free, a butt-hurt loser has demanded we paste and copy an apology letter. A better idea has been put forward. Mad-lib it!

I need the following:

1. name
2. adjective
3. past tense verb
4. plural epithet
5. verb
6. adjective
7. verb
8. verb
9. noun
10. noun
11. noun
12. noun
13. noun
14. adjective
15. type of fruit
16. animal sound effect
17. verb
18. plural noun
19. another fruit
20. smarmy adverb
21. name

Go wild folks. I'll post a link to the thread when I've got some good ones.

Smarmy adverb,

name on stupid_free

Comments

[subbes]

Dear gridlore?

Are you really a sociopath? A little bird told me you was.

Regards,
subbes

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Yup. A functioning one, which means I can get along in the world without too much trouble. Most people aren't real to me. Everyone in China could die tomorrow and I would care. Hell, everyone in Mississippi could die tomorrow, and I wouldn't feel anything.

[subbes]

:o

[capplor.livejournal.com]

But his heart cries out in pain and misery should even one penguin get as much as a bruise while sliding into the sea.