Hey gang, Mad-Libs!

[gridlore]

Over in stupid_free, a butt-hurt loser has demanded we paste and copy an apology letter. A better idea has been put forward. Mad-lib it!

I need the following:

1. name
2. adjective
3. past tense verb
4. plural epithet
5. verb
6. adjective
7. verb
8. verb
9. noun
10. noun
11. noun
12. noun
13. noun
14. adjective
15. type of fruit
16. animal sound effect
17. verb
18. plural noun
19. another fruit
20. smarmy adverb
21. name

Go wild folks. I'll post a link to the thread when I've got some good ones.

Smarmy adverb,

name on stupid_free

Comments

[chaotic-nipple.livejournal.com]

1. Blortho the Omnipotent
2. sad
3. indemnified
4. goatish curs
5. electrify
6. spammish
7. sodomize
8. hug
9. knave
10. inbred
11. politician
12. fruitbat
13. amway salesman
14. funky
15. mango
16. whinny
17. mutilate
18. mice
19. another mango
20. sweetly
21. Zexob the omnicient

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Beauty. I switched 7 and 8 because it was far better that way.

My kid's favorite game

[capplor.livejournal.com]

1. Hilary Obama
2. naked
3. danced
4. Pumpkin-eaters
5. snooze
6. chartreuse
7. freeze
8. elect
9. penguin
10. light
11. child
12. Attorney-General
13. grapefruit
14. effulgent
15. Jack-fruit
16. Moooooo!
17. light
18. doctors
19. kumquat
20. loquacious
21. Bozo the Clown

[subbes]

Dear gridlore?

Are you really a sociopath? A little bird told me you was.

Regards,
subbes

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Yup. A functioning one, which means I can get along in the world without too much trouble. Most people aren't real to me. Everyone in China could die tomorrow and I would care. Hell, everyone in Mississippi could die tomorrow, and I wouldn't feel anything.

[subbes]

:o

[capplor.livejournal.com]

But his heart cries out in pain and misery should even one penguin get as much as a bruise while sliding into the sea.

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaaa!