Hey, a very technical reading of the 1948 Law of Return, and murphymom being my mother-in-law, makes me eligible for Israeli citizenship assuming murphymom makes the claim at the same time.
Therefore, due to a legal loophole, I'm legally Jewish in the eyes of the Israeli government.
(Has another bite of pepperoni pizza) I think I'd fit right in, don't you?
And in return, an excuse to take someone to Citizens Bank Park, eat cheesesteaks, and watch baseball. (Sorry, I don't think they do microbrews at CBP).
Note to Israeli Government - Don't Believe Him. It's a TRAP! (Actually lived in Israel for a while. Not much to recommend it, save a Bush isn't directly head of government.)
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Date: 5 May 2007 22:53 (UTC)no subject
Date: 5 May 2007 23:10 (UTC)Therefore, due to a legal loophole, I'm legally Jewish in the eyes of the Israeli government.
(Has another bite of pepperoni pizza) I think I'd fit right in, don't you?
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Date: 5 May 2007 23:26 (UTC)P.S. Darned Gigantes... even with the subpar defense, a 9-4 win.
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Date: 5 May 2007 23:34 (UTC)I will admit I thought we were going to be nibbled to death when y'all kept getting those one-run innings late.
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Date: 5 May 2007 23:45 (UTC)Say, if I ever get out to San Francisco, mind helping me get tickets to a Giants game?
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Date: 6 May 2007 00:50 (UTC)churchthe Phone Booth, eat garlic fries, drink Gordon Biersch, and watch baseball?Here, twist my arm.
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Date: 6 May 2007 02:16 (UTC)no subject
Date: 5 May 2007 23:56 (UTC)(Actually lived in Israel for a while. Not much to recommend it, save a Bush isn't directly head of government.)
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Date: 6 May 2007 04:22 (UTC)