Tell me, Rabbi...

[gridlore]

"Do you need to keep a separate computer and lj account to read not_kosher?"

(comment made regarding stupid_free's latest honoree.)

Comments

[netquiddler.livejournal.com]

I don't quite think you do, Doug...

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Hey, a very technical reading of the 1948 Law of Return, and murphymom being my mother-in-law, makes me eligible for Israeli citizenship assuming murphymom makes the claim at the same time.

Therefore, due to a legal loophole, I'm legally Jewish in the eyes of the Israeli government.

(Has another bite of pepperoni pizza) I think I'd fit right in, don't you?

[netquiddler.livejournal.com]

(sends over pork parmigiana) Oh, absolutely, Doug.

P.S. Darned Gigantes... even with the subpar defense, a 9-4 win.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

744 baby!

I will admit I thought we were going to be nibbled to death when y'all kept getting those one-run innings late.

[netquiddler.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, you guys had that huge 8th inning. Oh well, there's still Sunday to pull even.

Say, if I ever get out to San Francisco, mind helping me get tickets to a Giants game?

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Gosh. An excuse to take someone to church the Phone Booth, eat garlic fries, drink Gordon Biersch, and watch baseball?

Here, twist my arm.

[netquiddler.livejournal.com]

And in return, an excuse to take someone to Citizens Bank Park, eat cheesesteaks, and watch baseball. (Sorry, I don't think they do microbrews at CBP).

[lisa-marli.livejournal.com]

Note to Israeli Government - Don't Believe Him. It's a TRAP!
(Actually lived in Israel for a while. Not much to recommend it, save a Bush isn't directly head of government.)

[biomekanic.livejournal.com]

In other news... I had to share your icon with some Sponge Bob fans.