My hovercraft is full of eels.

[gridlore]

For reasons to be explained in a later post (once I have been fed) I am in a foul mood. I have also had a beer. Then comes a knock at the door.

Me: "Yes?"
Nice-looking young woman: "Ah, habla Espanol?"
Me: "No... Sprechen sie Deutsches?"
NLYW: "Uh?
Me: "Sprechen sie Deutsches?"
NLYW: "No Espanol?
Me: "Parlez-vous Français ?"

She flees.

Ich bin eine Drohung.

Comments

[karmabreeze.livejournal.com]

That is awesome.

[hellloooonurse.livejournal.com]

Ich bin eine Drohung. Translation please?

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Basically, "I'm a stinker/threat/menace"

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

"Oh, German! I'm sorry, I thought there was something was wrong with you."

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

"Stop mentioning the war!"

"You started it!"

"No we didn't!"

"Yes you did, you invaded bloody Poland!"