gridlore: Doug looking off camera with a grin (Catty)
Douglas Berry ([personal profile] gridlore) wrote2007-04-20 06:20 pm
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My hovercraft is full of eels.

For reasons to be explained in a later post (once I have been fed) I am in a foul mood. I have also had a beer. Then comes a knock at the door.

Me: "Yes?"
Nice-looking young woman: "Ah, habla Espanol?"
Me: "No... Sprechen sie Deutsches?"
NLYW: "Uh?
Me: "Sprechen sie Deutsches?"
NLYW: "No Espanol?
Me: "Parlez-vous Français ?"

She flees.

Ich bin eine Drohung.
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[identity profile] karmabreeze.livejournal.com 2007-04-21 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
That is awesome.

[identity profile] hellloooonurse.livejournal.com 2007-04-21 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ich bin eine Drohung. Translation please?

[identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com 2007-04-21 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Basically, "I'm a stinker/threat/menace"

[identity profile] darthgeek.livejournal.com 2007-04-22 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, German! I'm sorry, I thought there was something was wrong with you."

[identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com 2007-04-23 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Stop mentioning the war!"

"You started it!"

"No we didn't!"

"Yes you did, you invaded bloody Poland!"
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