OK, I need this shirt.

[gridlore]

http://www.astropitch.com/giants/

The quote on the back reads:

Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.

That’s not me talking:

that’s science.

McCoveyChronicles.com.

I saw a guy wearing this on light rail the other day, and he toled me about the site. Good one for Giants fans.

Comments

Soooo....

[seawasp]

... you want us to cheer for the Dodgers, then?

Re: Soooo....

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Ryk? Could you stand just to the left of the icon, please?

Re: Soooo....

[seawasp]

You're gonna need a bigger gun, fanboy.

Re: Soooo....

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

I have access to one of these.

Re: Soooo....

[kengr]

You're still gonna need a bigger gun. Have you *read* Ryk's stuff?

We're talking "shrugs off near-c rocks" here.

Re: Soooo....

[seawasp]

Oooo, that's so cute!

I think you need to talk to Doc Smith about "Bigger Gun". :)

Re: Soooo....

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Sir, I'm a sniper. It's not the size of the gun, it's where you place the shot. A 24-hour barrage by a divisional artillery brigade that doesn't disrupt the enemy for more than an hour is far less effective than the sniper who takes out the commander and the chief of staff with two shots.

I don't need a bigger gun.. all i need is a M-21 and a 500 meter line of fire.

Re: Soooo....

[seawasp]

You will at least need a Q-gun or primary beam, given that an M-21, excellent weapon though it is, has no chance of penetrating a hard-driven field of force, proof equally against material projectiles or energy weapons.

Re: Soooo....

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Fine. You force me to resort the most terrifying weapon in my arsenal.

I'm going to blow the paper wrappers off fast-food straws at you until you plead for mercy!

Re: Soooo....

[seawasp]

Bring it on, penguinboy! They called me the Spitball Wizard in school! We'll see who's begging for mercy once the paper starts flying!

Re: Soooo....

[pauldrye.livejournal.com]

Spitball Wizard

One of The Who's weaker songs, if you ask me.