100 Questions!
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1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie, with a surgical scar running through it.
2.Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? Back in the early seventies, my mother bought them for me.
3.Have you ever written a song? Several filks of varying quality.
4.Can you make change for a dollar right now? Nope, all the change is in the bedroom.
5.Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom? Yes, both due to emergency and as part of my duties as a night security guard.
6.Have you ever smelled your own feet? Almost a ritual among infantry types. It's one of the good was to check for early trench foot.
7.Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? Besides, for dipping. I prefer steak sauce for my fries.
8.Can you touch your tongue to your nose? Nope.
9.Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? I was part of the BSA for a time.
10.Have you ever broken a mirror? Several.
11.Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? No
12.What is your biggest pet peeve? Hypocrisy
13.Do you slurp your drink after its gone? Depends on how slow the wait staff is with my refill.
14.Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? How'd Bubbles get in my milk?
15.Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Whopper. I'll take a Wendy's double over them both, though.
16.Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Yes.
17.When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Plastic unless I'm walking or taking the bus and have heavy items, then I ask for paper.
18.True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. Depends. (Honestly!)
19.Did you have a baby blanket? Can't remember.
20.Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Did it every week in the Army
21.Have you ever sleepwalked? Sort of.
22.Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? No, thank the gods
23.Can you flip your eye-lids up? Gah! Why would I want to?
24.Are you double jointed? No
25.If you could be any age, what would you be?. 35-36 is fine with me. I suppose if I could rewind to before the cancer took hold it might be nice, but that would mean being 17 again. No thanks.
26.Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? No
27.Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? Does a C-130 count?
28.What is your dream car? Black BMW 700-series. (moot point, since I can't drive anymore)
29.What is your favourite cartoon of all time? Paper: Doonesbury or Foxtrot. Animated: Ren and Stimpy
30.Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? Aiee! No! But I'm terrified of deep water anyway, so it is another moot point.
31.How many cavities do you have? LOL! My mouth resembles Carlsbad caverns at this point. Cancer, chemo, and dilantin did a job in my mouth.
32.Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? Yes. yuck.
33.If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first: unbuckle your seat belt or open your window? Open the window before the mechanism jams from water pressure. Equalize the pressure. Actually, the first thing I would do is open the door. Then I can unsnap the belt and get to the surface.
34.Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Many, many times.
35.Can you pick something up with your toes? I can roll dice with my toes.
36.How many remote controls do you have in your house? Three for the entertainment complex (TV/Stereo/VCR). The portable stereo had a remote, but the creeping mess ate it.
37.Have you ever fallen asleep in school? Many times
38.How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? None. Going to Oregon in couple of week though.
39.How many foreign countries have you visited? Canada, Mexico, Korea, West Germany, and Iceland for a memorable 2 hours while they refueled the C-141. I need to go back.
40.If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? Not on your (or my) life.
41.Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?. Poor and happy. I used to haul the rich and miserable to the airport.
42.If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Float.
43.At what age did you first try to drive a car? 14. My best friend was too drunk to drive, and had taken his dad's beautifully restored Lincoln on a learner's permit. A pucker factor of 78.
44.Do you ask for directions when you are lost? Every time.
45.Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? Seen them, but no.
46.Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? In dress? Both were wusses, but Alice took charge a little. So Alice.
47.Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? The crayons
48.Do you prefer light or dark bread? Dark. I've had Russian black bread.
49.Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Scrambled hard, with lots of pepper and sausage.
50.Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? Oh, yes.
51.Do you talk in your sleep? I've been told that I do when I'm sick.
52.Would you rather shovel show or mow the lawn? snow. Safe choice, living in SF. :)
53.Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? I'll take the viper. snake bits are easily treatable if you act quickly. constrictors are stronger than most humans.
54.Have you ever played in the rain? You mean "infantry weather"? Of course!
55.Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? The bear. Sharks don't like our meat. Sharks take a bite and go away. Bears will hunt you down and kill you real dead.
56.Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Yes
57.Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?. Once tastes like chicken?
58.Do you drink Pepsi or coke? Coke, the one true drink!
59.What's your favourite number? 4
60.If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? I'd be a clunker in the back of the lot.. with a tons of weapons still in the secret cargo compartment. (I really don't fit either answer.)
61.Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? Yes.
62.Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? If I must.
63.Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Yes, but never fell. Good reflexes are your friend.
64.Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Regular. I can't stand soaps or detergents loaded with all sorts of additives. We use Ivory soap, and an additive free laundry soap.
65.Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? More than once. This is why my keys are on a chain attached to my wallet.
66.Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Simpsons character.
67.If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Woody Allen.
68.Have you ever made a semi truck honk? In anger? Yes.
69.Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? As long as they paid the rent...
70.Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like? If he's going to play those sort of games, he's hardly a best friend.
71.Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? Sure. If it got to irritating I'd excuse myself and leave.
72.Have you ever returned a gift? Yes.
73.Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? No.
74.If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? Short-track speed skating
75.How many pairs of shoes do you own? Four. One black (that need replacing), one pair of white tennis shoes, my jungle boots, and my motorcycle boots.
76.If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? No, I'd thank her, and take the gist in the spirit intended.
77.Do you sing in the car? Yes.
78.Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? Dumpster.
79.What is your favourite breed of dog? I'm not a dog person.
80.Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? I would rather give my money to programs that help people.
81.If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? I don't know enough about bikes to answer this one.
82.What is your least favourite fruit? All of them
83.What kind of fruit have you never had? Almost all of them
84.If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? Powell's Books.
85.What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? Huh? I wear whatever fits, and looks good. I go to great lengths not to become a walking advertisement. The closest I can say is I wear a number of things with the San Francisco Giants logo.
86.How many letters will/did I earn in my high school career? Lots of 'em, , , D-, F, F, D+.. I wasn't very athletic. Or scholastic for that matter.
87.Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? Rose. Maybe.
88.If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? Army, of course!
89.Would you ever parachute out of a plane? Been there.
90.What do you think is your best feature? I don't think I have one.
91.If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Metal
92.What is your favorite season? Football
93.How many members do you have in your immediate family? Four. Kiri, Rose, David and myself. One brother, one sister, and my mom make up the nuclear family I was bred in (my father passed away a few years back.)
94.Which of the five senses is most important to you? Sight!
95.Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Painter.
96.Have you ever ridden a tortoise? No.
97.How many years will/did you end up going to college? 1. Don't really see myself going back anytime soon.
98.Have you ever had surgery? LOL! Oh, yes. A couple of lymph nodes removed, a splenectomy.. all sorts of fun.
99.Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? I'd like to be the starting free safety for the SF 49ers.
100.What do you like to collect? Penguins.
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1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie, with a surgical scar running through it.
2.Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? Back in the early seventies, my mother bought them for me.
3.Have you ever written a song? Several filks of varying quality.
4.Can you make change for a dollar right now? Nope, all the change is in the bedroom.
5.Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom? Yes, both due to emergency and as part of my duties as a night security guard.
6.Have you ever smelled your own feet? Almost a ritual among infantry types. It's one of the good was to check for early trench foot.
7.Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? Besides, for dipping. I prefer steak sauce for my fries.
8.Can you touch your tongue to your nose? Nope.
9.Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? I was part of the BSA for a time.
10.Have you ever broken a mirror? Several.
11.Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? No
12.What is your biggest pet peeve? Hypocrisy
13.Do you slurp your drink after its gone? Depends on how slow the wait staff is with my refill.
14.Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? How'd Bubbles get in my milk?
15.Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Whopper. I'll take a Wendy's double over them both, though.
16.Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Yes.
17.When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Plastic unless I'm walking or taking the bus and have heavy items, then I ask for paper.
18.True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. Depends. (Honestly!)
19.Did you have a baby blanket? Can't remember.
20.Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Did it every week in the Army
21.Have you ever sleepwalked? Sort of.
22.Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? No, thank the gods
23.Can you flip your eye-lids up? Gah! Why would I want to?
24.Are you double jointed? No
25.If you could be any age, what would you be?. 35-36 is fine with me. I suppose if I could rewind to before the cancer took hold it might be nice, but that would mean being 17 again. No thanks.
26.Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? No
27.Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? Does a C-130 count?
28.What is your dream car? Black BMW 700-series. (moot point, since I can't drive anymore)
29.What is your favourite cartoon of all time? Paper: Doonesbury or Foxtrot. Animated: Ren and Stimpy
30.Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? Aiee! No! But I'm terrified of deep water anyway, so it is another moot point.
31.How many cavities do you have? LOL! My mouth resembles Carlsbad caverns at this point. Cancer, chemo, and dilantin did a job in my mouth.
32.Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? Yes. yuck.
33.If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first: unbuckle your seat belt or open your window? Open the window before the mechanism jams from water pressure. Equalize the pressure. Actually, the first thing I would do is open the door. Then I can unsnap the belt and get to the surface.
34.Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Many, many times.
35.Can you pick something up with your toes? I can roll dice with my toes.
36.How many remote controls do you have in your house? Three for the entertainment complex (TV/Stereo/VCR). The portable stereo had a remote, but the creeping mess ate it.
37.Have you ever fallen asleep in school? Many times
38.How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? None. Going to Oregon in couple of week though.
39.How many foreign countries have you visited? Canada, Mexico, Korea, West Germany, and Iceland for a memorable 2 hours while they refueled the C-141. I need to go back.
40.If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? Not on your (or my) life.
41.Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?. Poor and happy. I used to haul the rich and miserable to the airport.
42.If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Float.
43.At what age did you first try to drive a car? 14. My best friend was too drunk to drive, and had taken his dad's beautifully restored Lincoln on a learner's permit. A pucker factor of 78.
44.Do you ask for directions when you are lost? Every time.
45.Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? Seen them, but no.
46.Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? In dress? Both were wusses, but Alice took charge a little. So Alice.
47.Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? The crayons
48.Do you prefer light or dark bread? Dark. I've had Russian black bread.
49.Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Scrambled hard, with lots of pepper and sausage.
50.Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? Oh, yes.
51.Do you talk in your sleep? I've been told that I do when I'm sick.
52.Would you rather shovel show or mow the lawn? snow. Safe choice, living in SF. :)
53.Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? I'll take the viper. snake bits are easily treatable if you act quickly. constrictors are stronger than most humans.
54.Have you ever played in the rain? You mean "infantry weather"? Of course!
55.Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? The bear. Sharks don't like our meat. Sharks take a bite and go away. Bears will hunt you down and kill you real dead.
56.Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Yes
57.Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?. Once tastes like chicken?
58.Do you drink Pepsi or coke? Coke, the one true drink!
59.What's your favourite number? 4
60.If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? I'd be a clunker in the back of the lot.. with a tons of weapons still in the secret cargo compartment. (I really don't fit either answer.)
61.Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? Yes.
62.Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? If I must.
63.Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Yes, but never fell. Good reflexes are your friend.
64.Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Regular. I can't stand soaps or detergents loaded with all sorts of additives. We use Ivory soap, and an additive free laundry soap.
65.Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? More than once. This is why my keys are on a chain attached to my wallet.
66.Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Simpsons character.
67.If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Woody Allen.
68.Have you ever made a semi truck honk? In anger? Yes.
69.Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? As long as they paid the rent...
70.Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like? If he's going to play those sort of games, he's hardly a best friend.
71.Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? Sure. If it got to irritating I'd excuse myself and leave.
72.Have you ever returned a gift? Yes.
73.Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? No.
74.If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? Short-track speed skating
75.How many pairs of shoes do you own? Four. One black (that need replacing), one pair of white tennis shoes, my jungle boots, and my motorcycle boots.
76.If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? No, I'd thank her, and take the gist in the spirit intended.
77.Do you sing in the car? Yes.
78.Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? Dumpster.
79.What is your favourite breed of dog? I'm not a dog person.
80.Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? I would rather give my money to programs that help people.
81.If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? I don't know enough about bikes to answer this one.
82.What is your least favourite fruit? All of them
83.What kind of fruit have you never had? Almost all of them
84.If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? Powell's Books.
85.What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? Huh? I wear whatever fits, and looks good. I go to great lengths not to become a walking advertisement. The closest I can say is I wear a number of things with the San Francisco Giants logo.
86.How many letters will/did I earn in my high school career? Lots of 'em, , , D-, F, F, D+.. I wasn't very athletic. Or scholastic for that matter.
87.Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? Rose. Maybe.
88.If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? Army, of course!
89.Would you ever parachute out of a plane? Been there.
90.What do you think is your best feature? I don't think I have one.
91.If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Metal
92.What is your favorite season? Football
93.How many members do you have in your immediate family? Four. Kiri, Rose, David and myself. One brother, one sister, and my mom make up the nuclear family I was bred in (my father passed away a few years back.)
94.Which of the five senses is most important to you? Sight!
95.Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Painter.
96.Have you ever ridden a tortoise? No.
97.How many years will/did you end up going to college? 1. Don't really see myself going back anytime soon.
98.Have you ever had surgery? LOL! Oh, yes. A couple of lymph nodes removed, a splenectomy.. all sorts of fun.
99.Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? I'd like to be the starting free safety for the SF 49ers.
100.What do you like to collect? Penguins.
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Date: 24 Jun 2002 23:30 (UTC)