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gridloreSo, from the depths of alt.atheism, I present this rant. Enjoy!
The Satanic Agenda and Attacks on my Holy Crusade
by Raymond Ronald Karczewski© -- A Living Christ
rk: The recent spate of attacks against me has been duly noted and reported to the FBI, who, if they should get up off their collective asses and do their jobs, will arrest all you spiritual pipsqueaks that clog these forums and newsgroups with your Government/Media Sponsored/Supported Disinformation/Spin Doctoring BASSACKWARDS deceptions. I never cease to be amazed at the length IGNORAMUSES go to to prevent my Holy Crusade from recruiting new members. Those who seek to join with me will soon be rocketed to victory as all you Hell raisers will be getting whats coming to you much sooner than you think.
rk: All you IGNORAMUSES fail to realize that the IRS, CIA, and FBI all have Media/Entertainment divisions that employ special agents that "mock" and "make fun" of Spiritual Leaders and Messiahs such as myself. My message is TOO DANGEROUS to the New World Order. This is why I was put here, to suffer at the hands of man prior to ascending to my throne in the stars.
rk: There has also been a recent increase in Stealth Truck traffic around my property at all hours of the night. The CIA seems to be installing new equipment nderground in the surrounding hills; it seems my message is getting so dangerous that their current disinformation agenda of discrediting me is not sufficient to fit their bill. Since the construction has resumed, I have noted a distinct increase in the amount of my flatulence, but the odor is no worse than before.
rk: I have also decided to place a UCC lien against the Yankee Pot Roast in Grant's Pass, Oregon, because they illegally ejected me from their premises claiming that my flatulence was so pungent as to constitute harassment of other customers. The customers were acting in such a hypocritical manner, pretending to choke and gag, but I was unable to obtain the identification of any of them which makes the Yankee Pot Roast guilty of obstruction of justice, also. The Satanic owners will soon learn that the hiring of ignoramuses will cost them everything they own, and everything they ever will own. As soon as I determine the identity of those pretending to be offended by my flatulence, I will lodge UCC liens against their homes, cars, businesses and all other assets. They will reluctantly learn a lasting lesson for screwing with a Christ.
rk: I am also quite tired of these endless disinformation spates that denounce my Christhood. I am a Christ, plain and simple. Upon completion of my bible, I will be promoted to God, and my Godhood will be that of mastery over this Satanic Realm. All ignoramuses be warned, as you shall suffer my Secular Wrath in the form of lawsuits, criminal charges, and UCC liens, you shall also suffer my Spiritual Wrath at the hands of my Right and Holy Condemnation of you to Hell. Burn well, for your reward shall be to burn some more!
rk: I dare anyone from the Government/Media Sponsored/Supported Disinformation/Spin Doctoring crew to respond to my Holy claims. You cannot stand in the light of a Christ, can you not? No, you are Satanic Cowards, ONE AND ALL. You will soon find yourself placing panicked calls to the CIA begging them to dispatch more Government Operatives to help you, but it all shall be in vain. Read now, the testimony of my Bible, read it and tremble with fear!
rk: Exerpts from the "Book of Raymond"
rk: Yes, my Satanic pipsqueaks, your time is near. Once my Bible is complete, you shall find these passages as ringing the terrible bell of Truth. You still have a choice, come unto me before it is too late, as you must accept me as the way.
Raymond Ronald Karczewski© -- A Living Christ
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BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT!!!
Do not give your support to government!
Do not accept anything from government!
Boycott Government and take back the country!
***************************************************************
Usenet. Better entertainment than the monkey house at the zoo...
The Satanic Agenda and Attacks on my Holy Crusade
by Raymond Ronald Karczewski© -- A Living Christ
rk: The recent spate of attacks against me has been duly noted and reported to the FBI, who, if they should get up off their collective asses and do their jobs, will arrest all you spiritual pipsqueaks that clog these forums and newsgroups with your Government/Media Sponsored/Supported Disinformation/Spin Doctoring BASSACKWARDS deceptions. I never cease to be amazed at the length IGNORAMUSES go to to prevent my Holy Crusade from recruiting new members. Those who seek to join with me will soon be rocketed to victory as all you Hell raisers will be getting whats coming to you much sooner than you think.
rk: All you IGNORAMUSES fail to realize that the IRS, CIA, and FBI all have Media/Entertainment divisions that employ special agents that "mock" and "make fun" of Spiritual Leaders and Messiahs such as myself. My message is TOO DANGEROUS to the New World Order. This is why I was put here, to suffer at the hands of man prior to ascending to my throne in the stars.
rk: There has also been a recent increase in Stealth Truck traffic around my property at all hours of the night. The CIA seems to be installing new equipment nderground in the surrounding hills; it seems my message is getting so dangerous that their current disinformation agenda of discrediting me is not sufficient to fit their bill. Since the construction has resumed, I have noted a distinct increase in the amount of my flatulence, but the odor is no worse than before.
rk: I have also decided to place a UCC lien against the Yankee Pot Roast in Grant's Pass, Oregon, because they illegally ejected me from their premises claiming that my flatulence was so pungent as to constitute harassment of other customers. The customers were acting in such a hypocritical manner, pretending to choke and gag, but I was unable to obtain the identification of any of them which makes the Yankee Pot Roast guilty of obstruction of justice, also. The Satanic owners will soon learn that the hiring of ignoramuses will cost them everything they own, and everything they ever will own. As soon as I determine the identity of those pretending to be offended by my flatulence, I will lodge UCC liens against their homes, cars, businesses and all other assets. They will reluctantly learn a lasting lesson for screwing with a Christ.
rk: I am also quite tired of these endless disinformation spates that denounce my Christhood. I am a Christ, plain and simple. Upon completion of my bible, I will be promoted to God, and my Godhood will be that of mastery over this Satanic Realm. All ignoramuses be warned, as you shall suffer my Secular Wrath in the form of lawsuits, criminal charges, and UCC liens, you shall also suffer my Spiritual Wrath at the hands of my Right and Holy Condemnation of you to Hell. Burn well, for your reward shall be to burn some more!
rk: I dare anyone from the Government/Media Sponsored/Supported Disinformation/Spin Doctoring crew to respond to my Holy claims. You cannot stand in the light of a Christ, can you not? No, you are Satanic Cowards, ONE AND ALL. You will soon find yourself placing panicked calls to the CIA begging them to dispatch more Government Operatives to help you, but it all shall be in vain. Read now, the testimony of my Bible, read it and tremble with fear!
rk: Exerpts from the "Book of Raymond"
rk: 25-7 And the Lord sayeth unto Raymond, that he shall no longer be the Christ, Karczewski.
rk: 25-8 And the Lord spaketh that Raymond shall ascend and assume command of Heaven and Earth, the gift of Godhood is made unto he who is Right and Just.
rk: 25-9 So be it, it shall be done.
rk: 25-10 As it was said, it was done, and Lord Raymond was pleased with his new charge.
rk: 25-22 Lord Raymond sayeth unto the unbeliever, "Thou has cast thy testimony in false light."
rk: 25-23 "He whosoever sayeth, that Lord Raymond is not thy Supreme Master, is embarking upon a dark and terrible path."
rk: 25-24 "Thou hast best beg on thy knees at the Altar of Lord Raymond, for thy time is at hand."
rk: 25-25 The unbeliever's did come, as rulers and kings and minions of those kings, and bore false testimony, denying Lord Raymond as the Supreme Master.
rk: 25-26 Those who spake great blastphemy against Lord Raymond surely tasted Hell with no doubt.
rk: 25-27 "And I cast ye into the lake of fire" spake Lord Raymond as the unbelievers came to believe their folly, but too late.
rk: Yes, my Satanic pipsqueaks, your time is near. Once my Bible is complete, you shall find these passages as ringing the terrible bell of Truth. You still have a choice, come unto me before it is too late, as you must accept me as the way.
Raymond Ronald Karczewski© -- A Living Christ
***************************************************************
BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT!!!
Do not give your support to government!
Do not accept anything from government!
Boycott Government and take back the country!
***************************************************************
Usenet. Better entertainment than the monkey house at the zoo...
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Date: 12 Apr 2006 00:52 (UTC)no subject
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Date: 12 Apr 2006 00:53 (UTC)This made me think of two things:
"I'm a god. I'm not the God... I don't think. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107048/quotes)"
"Number 23 in the series. Collect 'em all!"
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Date: 12 Apr 2006 01:10 (UTC)Ooohkay. This guy writes worse bad KJV drivel than I do. It's almost as ridiculous as the original source material. (grin)
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Date: 12 Apr 2006 02:36 (UTC)