Another meme.

[gridlore]

1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Osama bin-Laden. If he's dead, then one of the Islamic hate-preachers whipping up a jihad over the cartoons.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Brittany Spears

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Karl Rove

4. What is your favourite cheese? Very sharp, aged Cheddar

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich would you have and what would be on it? Not being much of a foodie, It'd be a simple sub. Turkey, pepperoni, roast beef, cheddar slices, black pepper and a good course brown mustard on whole wheat.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it? Not into celebs, even as zipless fucks.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it? If I can dip into the time-stream, Janis Joplin. If not, I don't really know current female artists who I'd fancy.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? Books and music!

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? New York City!

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? Take a couple of redheads I know out for pizza.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be? Corona! My favorite beer.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? San Francisco, 1965. Be there for the beginnings of the Summer of Love and maybe fulfill question #7

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Religion shall be a personal thing. Attempting to proselytize or enforce your religious beliefs on anyone will result in being used for trebuchet practice.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? Generations. Follows life on a generation ship bound outsystem. A O'Neill-type colony that, at the time of the show is cruising at .65c

15. What is your favorite expletive? Holy shit!

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Freak. Seriously. Then I go for anything I could use as a weapon.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? My autographed copy of GURPS Traveller: Ground Forces. That means so much to me as both an accomplishment and as a symbol of beating cancer.

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Call my big boss and tell him in excruciating detail what I think of him. Then call in a bomb threat to the Republican National Committee.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? Telepathy. With the power to edit other people's minds.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? My first qualification with the M-16A1 when I went 40 for 40.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Game 6 of the 2002 World Series. Yes, I'll take the cancer over that.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Where? Southern Germany. Like the climate and the people.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? The Cellar, Columbus Georgia.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out, I can fucking FLOAT!!" The local fundamentalist Christian megachurch. Float in on a Sunday morning and give them some new commandments.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life? Jerry Garcia. Man was finally getting it together when he checked out.

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? Gordon Greene, my spotter back in the day. Made it through the Gulf War and was killed by a drunk driver when he got home.

Comments

[benkenobigal.livejournal.com]

They're actually rather religious in Southern Germany. I guess if they don't bother you with their Catholocism, you'll be cool. :)

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Yes, but they're not aggressive about it. I have no problem with religious people, I have a problem with religion being forced on me.

[benkenobigal.livejournal.com]

Either you were hanging with the right people, or I was with the wrong ones!! :)