Well, this explains why I'm home sick.

[gridlore]

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

USA Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Cthulhu Read some Enid Blyton.

Gaming Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Religion Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) Huh? Religion? Me?!?

Discordia Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics Stop caring!

Hippyism Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Conspiracy Theory Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%) Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Goth (65%) Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Industrial (70%) Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

8-Bit (90%) Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

Brand Names (80%) Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (90%) Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Macintosh (60%) Use a mouse with more than one button.

Comments

make yourself comfortable

[(Anonymous)]

I've heard of people being saved because of a mental condition. I hope God understands your mental capacity and lets you into heaven. Your lucky to have a second chance. It would be wise to take advantage of it.

Re: make yourself comfortable

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

OK, I'm letting this one through so I can comment.

First of all, I have a second chance because medical science. As for my mental condition, it's called being a genius.

Secondly, as far as your God goes. Prove it. Then using the same method, disprove Odin. Use both sides of the internet, and show all your work.

Finally, I commend you on being so strong in your faith that you have to post anonymously. It really takes guts to leave a drive-by comment in someone else's journal.

Slag off, and may you miss life because of your obvious issues.