Oh, my lack of god.

[gridlore]

Clearing out some old dead links, and I come across this onegoing on about how atheists are evil and awful.

Read it not only for the amazing leaps of logic (?) But also for the interesting use of the English language. Example

While one person may chose to act immorally by robbing banks, another may act more immorally by initiating evolution.

Huh. I guess I'm really slacking, other than regrowing organs, I've not initiated any evolution for years!

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[arib.livejournal.com]

regrowing organs?

Do tell...

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Back in 95 when I still had a Mystery Disease, it was discovered that my spleen was making a bid for fame by growing to ridiculous size. My doctor had it removed and biopsed, along with samples of my liver and other gross bits. The biopsy confirmed that I had Stage IV-B Hodgkin's Disease. Much Real Fun(tm) insued with post-op blood clots, chemotherapy, and having to watch Sister Act 2 over a dozen times.

Anyway, fast forward a few years to one of the periodic MRIs I have to get. Where my spleen used to reside there are several newcomers, little things called splenuncles, which are not uncommon.

Except mine are growing. This is not normal for animals larger than frogs, and really pisses off the medical establishment. They aren't doing anything... yet. (The Spleen that Ate San Francisco!)

Next I'll tell you how my spleen served the Zionists

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[arib.livejournal.com]

Next I'll tell you how my spleen served the Zionists

ooh! "The Spleen that Ate Gaza City"

Be sure to tell my co-worker, he's sure that, because I'm Jewish, I'm a member of the Illuminati, and am secretly ruling the world.

*sigh*

A friend of mine recently beat Hodgkin's. Good luck. :-)

[sossity.livejournal.com]

wow!
i laughed really hard about the regrowing spleen, and i am still not sure which bits were funny. but it all started when i tried to say splenuncle out loud...
thanks!