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the top 5 ways you'd deploy a massive sarbanes-oxley certification product on a core-datacenter with a multi-platform, multi-vendor, multi-libarary production environment.
1. With an axe.
2. By C-130 from 1,250 feet.
3. With written permission from the National Football League and ABC Sports.
4. First, I'd send my cavalry to secure my flanks. After that, charge!
5. Outsource the job to an Elbonian subcontractor.
the top 5 ways you'd deploy a massive sarbanes-oxley certification product on a core-datacenter with a multi-platform, multi-vendor, multi-libarary production environment.
1. With an axe.
2. By C-130 from 1,250 feet.
3. With written permission from the National Football League and ABC Sports.
4. First, I'd send my cavalry to secure my flanks. After that, charge!
5. Outsource the job to an Elbonian subcontractor.
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Date: 20 Jan 2006 00:51 (UTC)I tried, JPMC won't let me take an axe into the building :( Nor my iPod, Cellphone, Wireless ANYTHING. and when you pull up to the fence, all the bars drop off the cell.