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Douglas E. Berry
Are we getting ugly or are we getting old?
And one hell of a lot of stars to sail her by.
And one hell of a lot of stars to sail her by.
Nov
.
1st
,
2005
02:11 pm
gridlore
Did the ship meme twice, one fairly serious, the other very strange.
The Detailed Starship Quiz
LiveJournal Username
Spaceship Name
Spaceship Size
VW Bug
Sedan
Jet Fighter
Fishing Yacht
Tractor-Trailer
Attack Submarine
Nuclear Missile Submarine
Aircraft Carrier
Queen Mary Luxury Liner
Manhattan
How is the spaceship piloted?
Yoke
Stick
As above, plus plenty of two-pole switches and buttons that light up when pressed
Touch screens
There's one guy with a joystick in each hand, and we all just watch him
Neural interface
A full-body harness
The pilot must be suspended in goo
Some inscrutible alien attached to the ship does it
Rock Music
Marvin Gaye's Sexual Piloting
The main control is a teddy bear; piloting is by strategically hugging it
Passive-aggressive banter with ship's computer
The Time Lords or Somebody tells us where to go
Thinking really hard about the destination
How is the spaceship powered?
Fission
Fusion
Antimatter
Irradiating Crystals
Rock Music
Coal-fired Steam
Wood-burning Steam
Gasoline
Love
Forcing two people who can't stand each other to make out on the bridge
Baby seals
Smiles
Dimensional Anomaly
By feeding the alien creature that's the engine
Sexual Frustration
Earl Gray Tea
Milk
Water
Garbage
Tickling a member of an alien species while it's hooked up to the reactor
Ostrich or Chicken Critters on Treadmills
What's the upholstery like on the seats?
Hard Plastic
Soft Plastic
Cloth Upholstery
Leather Upholstery
Cloth like a Louis XIV Couch
That gel stuff they put on bike seats
Beanbag chairs
Inflatable chairs
Vinyl
Baby Seal
Brushed Aluminum
How do you see outside the spaceship?
Portholes
Large, hopefully sturdy windows
Big flat screen
Holographic projector in center of bridge
Small screens near each station
Wristwatch TVs
The power of imagination
The computer narrates like a movie for the blind
The computer sings an Australian songline
What's the spaceship's primary purpose?
Pleasure
Exploration
Combat
Cargo Hauling
Garbage Disposal
Science
Agriculture
Raw Materials Extraction
Transportation
Communications
Smuggling
Gambling
Spreading Love and Happiness
Rock Music
Other
What's the Captain's catchphrase?
Main Weapon System:
Ionic Shredder Cannon
Main Defensive System:
Magical Defenses
Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments
67%
Voice of the ship's computer:
arib
Finds mandatory uniform unflattering:
sylvan
Looks sexy in mandatory uniform:
maliszew
Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform:
filkertom
Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker:
sossity
This
Fun Quiz
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Akhmed
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BlogQuiz.Net
Scorpio Horoscope
at DailyHoroscopes.Biz
and now for something completely different.
The Detailed Starship Quiz
LiveJournal Username
Spaceship Name
Spaceship Size
VW Bug
Sedan
Jet Fighter
Fishing Yacht
Tractor-Trailer
Attack Submarine
Nuclear Missile Submarine
Aircraft Carrier
Queen Mary Luxury Liner
Manhattan
How is the spaceship piloted?
Yoke
Stick
As above, plus plenty of two-pole switches and buttons that light up when pressed
Touch screens
There's one guy with a joystick in each hand, and we all just watch him
Neural interface
A full-body harness
The pilot must be suspended in goo
Some inscrutible alien attached to the ship does it
Rock Music
Marvin Gaye's Sexual Piloting
The main control is a teddy bear; piloting is by strategically hugging it
Passive-aggressive banter with ship's computer
The Time Lords or Somebody tells us where to go
Thinking really hard about the destination
How is the spaceship powered?
Fission
Fusion
Antimatter
Irradiating Crystals
Rock Music
Coal-fired Steam
Wood-burning Steam
Gasoline
Love
Forcing two people who can't stand each other to make out on the bridge
Baby seals
Smiles
Dimensional Anomaly
By feeding the alien creature that's the engine
Sexual Frustration
Earl Gray Tea
Milk
Water
Garbage
Tickling a member of an alien species while it's hooked up to the reactor
Ostrich or Chicken Critters on Treadmills
What's the upholstery like on the seats?
Hard Plastic
Soft Plastic
Cloth Upholstery
Leather Upholstery
Cloth like a Louis XIV Couch
That gel stuff they put on bike seats
Beanbag chairs
Inflatable chairs
Vinyl
Baby Seal
Brushed Aluminum
How do you see outside the spaceship?
Portholes
Large, hopefully sturdy windows
Big flat screen
Holographic projector in center of bridge
Small screens near each station
Wristwatch TVs
The power of imagination
The computer narrates like a movie for the blind
The computer sings an Australian songline
What's the spaceship's primary purpose?
Pleasure
Exploration
Combat
Cargo Hauling
Garbage Disposal
Science
Agriculture
Raw Materials Extraction
Transportation
Communications
Smuggling
Gambling
Spreading Love and Happiness
Rock Music
Other
What's the Captain's catchphrase?
Main Weapon System:
Corrosive Liquid Projection
Main Defensive System:
Big Umbrella
Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments
71%
Voice of the ship's computer:
soldiergrrrl
Finds mandatory uniform unflattering:
marykaykare
Looks sexy in mandatory uniform:
eleri
Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform:
capplor
Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker:
shadopanther
This
Fun Quiz
created by
Akhmed
at
BlogQuiz.Net
Sagittarius Horoscope
at DailyHoroscopes.Biz
Current Mood:
bored
Current Music:
Judas Priest - Hell Bent for Leather
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Date:
1 Nov 2005 22:35 (UTC)
From:
sylvan.livejournal.com
"Well, I mean really... just look at them!" *hand to forehead* "How will I ever perform my primary function wearing this!" *gestures to the offensive puce spandex and gold lamé outfit*
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Date:
1 Nov 2005 22:37 (UTC)
From:
gridlore.livejournal.com
Puce spandex? Gold Lame'? On
my
ship?!
Black and red! Leather, and lots of it!
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Date:
2 Nov 2005 00:01 (UTC)
From:
sylvan.livejournal.com
Well if that's the case, I don't know what I'm on about.:)
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Date:
2 Nov 2005 00:05 (UTC)
From:
gridlore.livejournal.com
Probably the dress chaps.
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Date: 1 Nov 2005 22:37 (UTC)Black and red! Leather, and lots of it!
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