Two truths, and a lie.

[gridlore]

OK, new game. One of the statements below is a lie. You guess which.

1. I dropped out of high school, and still got my diploma on time.

2. I committed a federal offense three times in one night.

3. During my time in the hospital, a med student mistook me for another patient, and gave me the "you're going to die" speech."

Comments

[baxil.livejournal.com]

I'm going to guess #2, just to be perverse. I know drug crimes are federal offenses, but you don't seem like the type, and the other two sound implausible enough to be true.

Adultery's not a federal offense, is it? Not trying to make any implications here -- just asking.

[lysana.livejournal.com]

I think adultery is one of those "sex crimes" the Feds let the states make determinations on instead of declaring it a matter of interstate commerce.