Ooo! I know how we can get information out of suspected terrorists! Tie them down and make them watch the Corman Fantastic Four, the Captain America movie, and Dolph Lungren's Punisher.
By comparison, Lundgren's Punisher was a model of moviemaking excellence. Really. Compared to Corman's FF, or that execrable "Captain America" movie, "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe" (Lundgren again) is a towering achievement of cinema to rival Casablanca, Jackson's "Lord of the Rings", and Citizen Kane all rolled into one.
I saw the He-Man movie at a con, and sort of enjoyed it. I think the important thing about that film was that everyone involved realized they were in a kvie based on a Saturday morning cartoon, and invoked the proper level of camp as a result.
Re: What?! Are you INSANE?
Date: 19 Jan 2005 17:38 (UTC)They'll be begging to spill their guts.
Re: What?! Are you INSANE?
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Date: 20 Jan 2005 16:42 (UTC)