Yea verily...
Dec. 14th, 2004 05:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gridloreThe Gospel of Penguin and Koosh:
In the beginning God created the headache and the mechanical pencil. The mechanical pencil was without boxcars and squishy. Then God said let there be shoe and there was shoe. And God saw the shoe, that it was glowing. On the 6th day God created the first man, The Dude. And God saw The Dude, that he was cold. God then took one of The Dude's toes and made the first woman, Freddie. And God said you shall not eat of the house plant of U-joint for if you do you shall surely scream. But unfortunately a wily wombat tricked Freddie into eating of the house plant of U-joint while God wasn't looking. He eventually found out and kicked them out of the garden. The Dude and Freddie then had two sons, Cane and Able. Cane was a screwer of quarters, while Able was a herder of penguins. Cane then gave God an offering of furious cans and Able gave Him an offering of dice. But God really preferred the dice so Cane sleepily baked Able in the fields. For that God cursed Cane to screw quarters forever.
Go forth, and multiply!
In the beginning God created the headache and the mechanical pencil. The mechanical pencil was without boxcars and squishy. Then God said let there be shoe and there was shoe. And God saw the shoe, that it was glowing. On the 6th day God created the first man, The Dude. And God saw The Dude, that he was cold. God then took one of The Dude's toes and made the first woman, Freddie. And God said you shall not eat of the house plant of U-joint for if you do you shall surely scream. But unfortunately a wily wombat tricked Freddie into eating of the house plant of U-joint while God wasn't looking. He eventually found out and kicked them out of the garden. The Dude and Freddie then had two sons, Cane and Able. Cane was a screwer of quarters, while Able was a herder of penguins. Cane then gave God an offering of furious cans and Able gave Him an offering of dice. But God really preferred the dice so Cane sleepily baked Able in the fields. For that God cursed Cane to screw quarters forever.
Go forth, and multiply!
