Doug's a dork.

[gridlore]

A dork with skinny fingers.

Last night at work, I was throwing garbage out when I suddenly realized that my wedding band was missing. I'm certain that I wore it to work, but somewhere it had fallen off. Given the cold, my fingers had shrunk a little.

I think the ring flew into the industrial-grade trash compactor. I asked night crew to keep an eye out for the ring, and left notes for the openers, but no luck.

This is the *third* wedding ring I've lost. I'm just not the jewelry type, I guess.

I think we replace it with a pendant or something, or just tattoo "Property of DaKoosh" on my forehead.

Comments

[kengr]

Compromise. Get a new ring and wear it on a chain around your neck. :-)


Just skip the enchantment and hidden inscription, ok?