ROTFLMAO!

[gridlore]

Just saw this in a post in customers_suck

One thing I've learned from my customer service job: I've never wanted to be in the military more in my LIFE. I love it, I'm already accustomed to it, and oh, did I mention you get to er, fight people instead of smiling and taking their bullshit? Yay!

Oh yeah.. as a Private in the United States Army I never had to smile and take bullshit from anyone..not the power-mad Corporals, not from the three levels of Sergeant over me, not my officers, or their commanders, or random regulations that forced me to shave twice a day and get a haircut once a week.

Nope, all I did was fight fight fight. Sure I did....

Comments

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

I love it. :)

[aurictech.livejournal.com]

Not mention that, once you do reach the exalted status of NCO, you then have to go to NCOES courses and be treated once more as a private....

[johno.livejournal.com]

He'll fit in well with the Sgt in charge of the Group W bench.

[cmdr-zoom.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, the only job that lets you flip out and kill people is "ninja."