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gridloreBeavers find stolen cash and weave bills into a dam
These eager beavers had a whole new slant on money laundering.
A bag of bills stolen from a casino was snapped up by beavers who wove thousands of dollars in soggy currency into the sticks and brush of their dam on a creek in eastern Louisiana.
"They hadn't torn the bills up. They were still whole," said Maj. Michael Martin of the East Feliciana Parish sheriff's office.
Pretty darn clever. Hiding the bills in the dam until the heat was off, and then those beavers would be on their way to some Caribbean banking haven. After that it would be rum and watching underpaid local rats build the damn dams for them.
Rodents. Can't trust them.
These eager beavers had a whole new slant on money laundering.
A bag of bills stolen from a casino was snapped up by beavers who wove thousands of dollars in soggy currency into the sticks and brush of their dam on a creek in eastern Louisiana.
"They hadn't torn the bills up. They were still whole," said Maj. Michael Martin of the East Feliciana Parish sheriff's office.
Pretty darn clever. Hiding the bills in the dam until the heat was off, and then those beavers would be on their way to some Caribbean banking haven. After that it would be rum and watching underpaid local rats build the damn dams for them.
Rodents. Can't trust them.
