Dating and the Miranda warning..

[gridlore]

Soon after I arrived at work, a San Jose police officer walked into the store. She was cute, a bit short, but fun. We joked a bit while one of the managers checked on some backstocked furniture for her. I got back to my register, and began helping a customer.

Evidently while my back was turned, said law enforcement officer checked out my ass and said "I wouldn't mind frisking him."

*sigh*

Why don't women tell me these things to my face? It would help things immensely! A cute woman with hand-to-hand training and easy access to handcuffs? Heaven!

Comments

[dekarch.livejournal.com]

Frankly, if you can't make practically anything into a sub fetish, you're not trying.

The main problem with handcuffing a healthy adult male is what precisely do you handcuff him TO that won't be damaged when he thrashes around?

Not that I'm asking for personal reasons or anything, oh no.

[janetmiles.livejournal.com]

The main problem with handcuffing a healthy adult male is what precisely do you handcuff him TO that won't be damaged when he thrashes around?

NOT the fire-sprinkler head, for ghu's sake!

(Sorry.) (And I wasn't even at that Con.)

Anyway: to a sturdy bedframe, to eyebolts properly set in ceiling joists, to a St. Andrews Cross, ...

(You'd never guess I'm a bottom and don't do bondage, would you?)

[aurictech.livejournal.com]

I don't have any sub fetishes. Cruisers are much more exciting.... ;-)