Me and Mike
Jun. 29th, 2004 03:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gridloreYou know, Mike Tyson and I were born four days apart.
Whenever I feel down about my situation, I think about Mike.
He's a brutal rapist, $38 million in debt, a complete idiot, and has stupid tattoos on his face. He's a joke. His only skill is beating the crap out of people, and he's lost most of that.
I'm just poor and have a few health problems.
That makes me feel much better about myself.
Whenever I feel down about my situation, I think about Mike.
He's a brutal rapist, $38 million in debt, a complete idiot, and has stupid tattoos on his face. He's a joke. His only skill is beating the crap out of people, and he's lost most of that.
I'm just poor and have a few health problems.
That makes me feel much better about myself.
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Date: 29 Jun 2004 19:12 (UTC)Being a Marlins fan, I'm not pleased, but I thought you would be.
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Date: 29 Jun 2004 19:13 (UTC)Andy Johnson would be another story all together.
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Date: 30 Jun 2004 08:30 (UTC)That gets a penguin dance from me!
I'm wondering who we'd be giving up...
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Date: 30 Jun 2004 11:37 (UTC)just kidding.
put down the smelling salt.