"There are no lies, merely facts we control." Benito Mussolini

[gridlore]

Stolen from kshandra (I'm lying. It was karmabreeze)

The first person to comment is going to make up an outrageous lie about me.

The second person to comment is going to make up an outrageous lie about the person who commented.

And every person after that will make up an outrageous lie about the last person to leave a comment.

Ready, get set, GO!

P.S. They better be really good...
P.P.S. If you don't feel like lying about the person before you, go ahead and lie about me instead. Start a new chain of lies, whee!!!!

Comments

[dafydd.livejournal.com]

gridlore is personally responsible for saving the first President Bush from assassination. He won't tell me what happened, though. He says he'd have to kill me...

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

dafydd was totally responsible for the great fire that destroyed Detroit on his first day as Fire Chief for that fair city.

[flaim.livejournal.com]

bunyip was the first person to walk from Australia to North America without getting his feet wet.

[rosefox]

flaim's name is all over a top-secret classified report about an encounter between ancient Greek llamas and UFOs.

[flaim.livejournal.com]

Hey, #1, we're supposed be doing outrageous lies, and #2, how did you get access to that??


:-)

[karmabreeze.livejournal.com]

What do you do when you're caught crossing the border from China to Mongolia with nothing but a vibrator and something an old man in Shanghai claims is the pickled tongue of Mao Tse Tung in an old Skippy peanut butter jar? Ask rosefox, she knows from experience!

[dpaul007.livejournal.com]

The photos that karmabreeze is selling as her own are actually swiped from webshots.com

[kshandra]

You're just cranky 'cause you didn't think of it first.... ;-)

And then...

[yohannon.livejournal.com]

kshandra was personally responsible for converting me to mormonism after a particularly bizarre "lost" weekend involving her, several gallons of olive oil (extra virgin, of course!), a 5 foot long iguana, twin elvis impersonators, and one of those tanks filled with colored plastic balls you usually see in Ikea children's areas.

Re: And then...

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

yohannon was the lead programmer for Windows 95.

[nsingman.livejournal.com]

gridlore is a Dodgers fan.

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

I shall see you on the field of honor for that!

[nsingman.livejournal.com]

Uh, oh. Too outrageous, then? :-)

[biomekanic.livejournal.com]

Nsignman actually meant gridlore is a Yankee's fan.

[nsingman.livejournal.com]

Oh, there are limits of outrageousness beyond which even I won't go. Suggesting that someone might be a fan of the hated Yank**s is one such limit. :-)

[yohannon.livejournal.com]

Great Goddess, I'm from NYC, and even *I* am a METS fan.

Gridlore, on the other hand, is actually not a fan of any sports team, being Amish after all.

[biomekanic.livejournal.com]

Well, he did say outrageous, and I can think of few things more outrageous than that.

[jarlsberg71.livejournal.com]

gridlore Is a touchey-feely huggy kind of guy with size 15 EEE feet.