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A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

"A clinic spokesman said: 'When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: 'What do you mean?'.

'"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate.'"

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Date: 17 May 2004 20:33 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] twfarlan.livejournal.com
Step one: don't tell them any different. Teach them mutual masturbation and quietly give up on their "unsolvable" fertility problem.
Step two: spread that religion and its total lack of sex education, making sure that everyone thinks childbearing involves praying and storks.
Step three: less kids means less population. Less population = good.

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